IC Speed Dating Meme

[fairbrook]

IC Speed Dating Meme

Rules:
1. Post with your character by creating a "card" with your name, sex, and preferences.
2. Tag to others.
3. You supposedly only have seven minutes, but that's up to the muns how many comments. [To hell with that, let's not put a limit on how many comments]
4. Have fun.

Comments

[amplified]

NAME: lydia martin
GENDER: female
PREFERENCES: male, 17-25. or immortal but *look* 17-25

[of_the_lake]

NAME: Lancelot
GENDER: Male
PREFERENCES: Women with good manners and proper posture.

What is she doing here? She doesn't even date.

[fairbrook]

NAME: Sir Integra Hellsing
GENDER: Female
PREFERENCES: M/F/Vampire Someone who can keep up.

[avisionofwar]

NAME: Celegorm
SEX: Male
PREFERENCES: Beautiful, strong-willed men or women.

[avisionofwar]

[ 'Someone who can keep up'. He purses his mouth, inquires mildly, ]

So... do you mean to say that you are... 'fast'?

[ SEX JOKE. ]

[boutant]

NAME: Ariadne
GENDER: female
PREFERENCES: Usually men, but it's speed dating. Why not see?

[chromosomes]

NAME: John Grimm
GENDER: male
PREFERENCES: Someone I won't break. Women.

[extramural]

NAME: The Outsider
GENDER: male
PREFERENCES: I do not date and am unsure why I am here.

[huge_egomd]

Name: Gregory House
Sex: Yes. Isn't that why we're doing this?
Preferences:
Large breasts.
Unless you're a dude 'cause that would be weird.
Human
Brunette. Or blonde or red...must have hair
Well-educated...in something


Breathing.

SO VERY TAKEN BUT

[sculptor_of_aman]

NAME: Nerdanel Istarnië
SEX: Female
PREFERENCES: Intelligent, creative men who are strong of body and will alike.

[disfavored]

NAME: Tarrlok
GENDER: Male
PREFERENCES: Decent manners.

Damnit, Lancelot

[avisionofwar]

[parallels]

Name: Clara Oswald
Sex: Female
Preferences: Clever, enjoys travel, willing to put up with perpetual time travel weirdness.

OMG MOOOOMM WE CAN'T PICK PEOPLE UP AT THE SAME MIXERRR

[avisionofwar]

Really it should say 'Tragic women who have really sad lives'

[of_the_lake]

YOUR FATHER ISN'T HERE AND I DO WHAT I WANT. SIDDOWN AND FIND ME A DAUGHTER IN LAW.

[sculptor_of_aman]

 

[avisionofwar]

Only decent manners...?

but why would you ever

[jaywalks]

NAME: Mako
SEX: male
PREFERENCES: w/e.

[digophelia]

NAME: Alice Liddell
GENDER: female
PREFERENCES: I don't belong here.

[starspangled]

Name: Steve Rogers
Sex: Male
Preferences: Someone who's honest, has good manners, and thinks that the Dodgers should've never left Brooklyn.

[avisionofwar]

I... mother.

You know I'd never deny you happiness or emotional intimacy, umm... [ abort abort abort ]

... what about a son in law...?

[digophelia]

...

[ There are no words for the level of awkwardness here. What the hell kind of preference is that? ]

[wilder]

NAME: Zelos Wilder
GENDER: Male
PREFERENCES: A beautiful lady like yourself!

[digophelia]

[ HEAD IN HANDS. ]

[avisionofwar]

My lady... I don't know that you're old enough for this.