NAME: Lancelot
GENDER: Male
PREFERENCES: Women with good manners and proper posture.
GENDER: Male
PREFERENCES: Women with good manners and proper posture.
Really it should say 'Tragic women who have really sad lives'
[ 'Someone who can keep up'. He purses his mouth, inquires mildly, ]
So... do you mean to say that you are... 'fast'?
[ SEX JOKE. ]
So... do you mean to say that you are... 'fast'?
[ SEX JOKE. ]
NAME: Celegorm
SEX: Male
PREFERENCES: Beautiful, strong-willed men or women.
SEX: Male
PREFERENCES: Beautiful, strong-willed men or women.
I should never be allowed to create joke Tolkien charas
[ kisses her forehead and grins ]
I don't believe it would work between us, Ariadne! I could never consent to love someone who outshone me in beauty so well.
I don't believe it would work between us, Ariadne! I could never consent to love someone who outshone me in beauty so well.
NAME: John Grimm
GENDER: male
PREFERENCES:Someone I won't break. Women.
GENDER: male
PREFERENCES:
I assure you, sir, I am very difficult to break. [says the 6'3" immortal Elf rippling with muscles]
NAME: The Outsider
GENDER: male
PREFERENCES: I do not date and am unsure why I am here.
GENDER: male
PREFERENCES: I do not date and am unsure why I am here.
There's not enough mayhem in this for you?
[ You're another incarnation of the Cheshire Cat, she swears. You're more of a bestie. ]
[ You're another incarnation of the Cheshire Cat, she swears. You're more of a bestie. ]
Name: Gregory House
Sex: Yes. Isn't that why we're doing this?
Preferences:
Large breasts.
Unless you're a dude 'cause that would be weird.
Human
Brunette. Or blonde or red...must have hair
Well-educated...in something
Breathing.
Sex: Yes. Isn't that why we're doing this?
Preferences:
Breathing.
Your standards are disturbingly low, even for a human.
NAME: Nerdanel Istarnië
SEX: Female
PREFERENCES: Intelligent, creative men who are strong of body and will alike.
SEX: Female
PREFERENCES: Intelligent, creative men who are strong of body and will alike.
OMG MOOOOMM WE CAN'T PICK PEOPLE UP AT THE SAME MIXERRR
YOUR FATHER ISN'T HERE AND I DO WHAT I WANT. SIDDOWN AND FIND ME A DAUGHTER IN LAW.
NAME: Tarrlok
GENDER: Male
PREFERENCES: Decent manners.
GENDER: Male
PREFERENCES: Decent manners.
Ah... your pardon Clara. Surely you deserve better than what often washes ashore in such places as these!
because some times two dumped bros need to have a bro date
NAME: Alice Liddell
GENDER: female
PREFERENCES: I don't belong here.
GENDER: female
PREFERENCES: I don't belong here.
My lady... I don't know that you're old enough for this.
Name: Steve Rogers
Sex: Male
Preferences: Someone who's honest, has good manners, and thinks that the Dodgers should've never left Brooklyn.
Sex: Male
Preferences: Someone who's honest, has good manners, and thinks that the Dodgers should've never left Brooklyn.
Name: Toboe
Sex: Male
Preferences: Tough. Brave. Caring and giving. (And either won't care or won't be able to tell this is his true form.)
Sex: Male
Preferences: Tough. Brave. Caring and giving. (And either won't care or won't be able to tell this is his true form.)
Tough. Brave. Giving. And who, like a wolf, protects his own?
... You're not a mortal man.
... You're not a mortal man.
[ a soft amused chuff ]
You limit yourself a little there with age, lady. [ Says the guy who looks to be in his twenties and is actually several thousand whoops ]
You limit yourself a little there with age, lady. [ Says the guy who looks to be in his twenties and is actually several thousand whoops ]
Name: Lumina
Sex: I'm a girl!
Preferences: ...Are there even any other kids here?
Sex: I'm a girl!
Preferences: ...Are there even any other kids here?
[ Damn it, Alice is too bony for this, then. ]
Pretty loose standards. Not really that picky?
NAME: Javik
GENDER: Prothean
PREFERENCES: I do not date primitives
GENDER: Prothean
PREFERENCES: I do not date primitives
[ With a wicked flash of grin. ]
Long walks, you say?
[ Is that a euphemism? ]
Long walks, you say?
[ Is that a euphemism? ]
Name: Galadriel
Sex: Female
Preferences:Her husband. She doesn't even know why she's on here. Intelligent, courageous, gentle-hearted men. I have been told that patience is a must.
Sex: Female
Preferences:
... I've none of those qualities; but I'll admit I often... wondered.
NAME: Bolin
GENDER: Male
PREFERENCES: oh uh
not terrifying and determined to make me live in icy bliss forever?
GENDER: Male
PREFERENCES: oh uh
not terrifying and determined to make me live in icy bliss forever?



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