IC Speed Dating Meme

[fairbrook]

IC Speed Dating Meme

Rules:
1. Post with your character by creating a "card" with your name, sex, and preferences.
2. Tag to others.
3. You supposedly only have seven minutes, but that's up to the muns how many comments. [To hell with that, let's not put a limit on how many comments]
4. Have fun.

Comments

[amplified]

NAME: lydia martin
GENDER: female
PREFERENCES: male, 17-25. or immortal but *look* 17-25

[of_the_lake]

NAME: Lancelot
GENDER: Male
PREFERENCES: Women with good manners and proper posture.

Damnit, Lancelot

[avisionofwar]

What is she doing here? She doesn't even date.

[fairbrook]

NAME: Sir Integra Hellsing
GENDER: Female
PREFERENCES: M/F/Vampire Someone who can keep up.

[avisionofwar]

[ 'Someone who can keep up'. He purses his mouth, inquires mildly, ]

So... do you mean to say that you are... 'fast'?

[ SEX JOKE. ]

[avisionofwar]

NAME: Celegorm
SEX: Male
PREFERENCES: Beautiful, strong-willed men or women.

[digophelia]

[ HEAD IN HANDS. ]

[boutant]

NAME: Ariadne
GENDER: female
PREFERENCES: Usually men, but it's speed dating. Why not see?

[avisionofwar]

[ kisses her forehead and grins ]

I don't believe it would work between us, Ariadne! I could never consent to love someone who outshone me in beauty so well.

[chromosomes]

NAME: John Grimm
GENDER: male
PREFERENCES: Someone I won't break. Women.

[sculptor_of_aman]

I assure you, sir, I am very difficult to break. [says the 6'3" immortal Elf rippling with muscles]

[extramural]

NAME: The Outsider
GENDER: male
PREFERENCES: I do not date and am unsure why I am here.

[digophelia]

There's not enough mayhem in this for you?

[ You're another incarnation of the Cheshire Cat, she swears. You're more of a bestie. ]

[huge_egomd]

Name: Gregory House
Sex: Yes. Isn't that why we're doing this?
Preferences:
Large breasts.
Unless you're a dude 'cause that would be weird.
Human
Brunette. Or blonde or red...must have hair
Well-educated...in something


Breathing.

[notavirtue]

Your standards are disturbingly low, even for a human.

SO VERY TAKEN BUT

[sculptor_of_aman]

NAME: Nerdanel Istarnië
SEX: Female
PREFERENCES: Intelligent, creative men who are strong of body and will alike.

OMG MOOOOMM WE CAN'T PICK PEOPLE UP AT THE SAME MIXERRR

[avisionofwar]

[disfavored]

NAME: Tarrlok
GENDER: Male
PREFERENCES: Decent manners.

[avisionofwar]

Only decent manners...?

[parallels]

Name: Clara Oswald
Sex: Female
Preferences: Clever, enjoys travel, willing to put up with perpetual time travel weirdness.

/headinhands

[bythewaves]

Ah... your pardon Clara. Surely you deserve better than what often washes ashore in such places as these!

but why would you ever

[jaywalks]

NAME: Mako
SEX: male
PREFERENCES: w/e.

[powerful]

( stares awkwardly ) ... So, hi?

[digophelia]

NAME: Alice Liddell
GENDER: female
PREFERENCES: I don't belong here.

[avisionofwar]

My lady... I don't know that you're old enough for this.

[starspangled]

Name: Steve Rogers
Sex: Male
Preferences: Someone who's honest, has good manners, and thinks that the Dodgers should've never left Brooklyn.

[boutant]

[ the most serious face: ]

I'm a Cubs fan.

[wilder]

NAME: Zelos Wilder
GENDER: Male
PREFERENCES: A beautiful lady like yourself!

[infiltraitor]

[ awkwardly clears throat ]

(I don't know what I'm doing.)

[nottame]

Name: Toboe
Sex: Male
Preferences: Tough. Brave. Caring and giving. (And either won't care or won't be able to tell this is his true form.)

after a stiff shot of liquid courage

[avisionofwar]

Tough. Brave. Giving. And who, like a wolf, protects his own?

... You're not a mortal man.

[mdma]

NAME: effy stonem
GENDER: female
PREFERENCES: males, ages 16-19 or even 20 idk

[bythewaves]

[ a soft amused chuff ]

You limit yourself a little there with age, lady. [ Says the guy who looks to be in his twenties and is actually several thousand whoops ]

Because the twelve year old belongs at this...

[chaoticwhimsy]

Name: Lumina
Sex: I'm a girl!
Preferences: ...Are there even any other kids here?

[nottame]

Well, kinda...

[Scratches the back of his head. Scratch scratch scratch.]

[sangilak]

Name: Korra (柯拉)
Sex: Female
Preferences: Uhh... athleticism? I don't really have any.

[digophelia]

[ Damn it, Alice is too bony for this, then. ]

[powerful]

NAME: Cassie Blake
GENDER: Female
PREFERENCES: guys, 16-18... maybe older.

[choreographics]

Pretty loose standards. Not really that picky?

[rube]

NAME: ben hawkins
GENDER: male
PREFERENCES: "no" females any age it really doesnt matter to him

[amplified]

So, since we didn't actually get to know each other as well as we could have the first couple of times we talked... ( she smiles, fabulous in all her sparkly glory ) Tell me more about yourself.

[notavirtue]

NAME: Javik
GENDER: Prothean
PREFERENCES: I do not date primitives

[noirant]

What on earth is a 'prothean', other than presumably not primitive?

[ is it a cricket??? where is his wish, jiminy ]

[noirant]

NAME: Felix Harrowgate.
GENDER: Male.
PREFERENCES: Single-ish ginger sorcerer seeks man w/pulse for complaining at & long walks far away from the beach.

sliiiides over

[avisionofwar]

[ With a wicked flash of grin. ]

Long walks, you say?

[ Is that a euphemism? ]

[inafadingcrown]

Name: Galadriel
Sex: Female
Preferences: Her husband. She doesn't even know why she's on here. Intelligent, courageous, gentle-hearted men. I have been told that patience is a must.

[avisionofwar]

... I've none of those qualities; but I'll admit I often... wondered.

[bolincredible]

NAME: Bolin
GENDER: Male
PREFERENCES: oh uh
not terrifying and determined to make me live in icy bliss forever?

[sangilak]

What about icy comfort?