IC Speed Dating Meme

[fairbrook]

IC Speed Dating Meme

Rules:
1. Post with your character by creating a "card" with your name, sex, and preferences.
2. Tag to others.
3. You supposedly only have seven minutes, but that's up to the muns how many comments. [To hell with that, let's not put a limit on how many comments]
4. Have fun.

Comments

[notavirtue]

I do not require it.

[Right into the TMI zone, good job, House.]

rofl

[huge_egomd]

Self-lubricating? That's handy...no pun intended.


[TMI is what he lives for.]

im dyin

[notavirtue]

I have no interest in physical relationships with species that are lacking.

[Lacking in what? Everything.]

Clearly they are the best trolls...I mean friends ;)

[huge_egomd]

Lacking...lubricant? Because you know you can buy that now. Edible even, in a variety of popular flavors.

why not both!

[notavirtue]

If I am to apply flavoring to something, that means I intend to eat it.

[Really, that could be either an oral sex joke, or he was talking about eating prey.]

Friendly trolls it is! Or trolly friends- whichever works

[huge_egomd]

[Well, you know which option House is going with....]


...Exactly.

the latter. also i'll get to real tags eventually...

[notavirtue]

[House is rewarded with a wolfish grin.]

We speak the same language after all.

[Wait did this mean they were going to have to date now? He should have never come here.]

No hurry :)

[huge_egomd]

When it comes to certain topics, apparently we do.


[They may have to. Pretty sure House is going to tell people they are, because trolling is the ultimate sign of affection.]

[notavirtue]

[Getting Javik drunk and touchy feely will only help matters.]

A pity you are still too primitive. What do you hope to find during this... exercise?

[huge_egomd]

[You're so easy, Javik.

Aaannnd he's just going to roll his eyes at the primitive thing.]

I don't know. Not a date, obviously. Watching everyone else strike out should be entertaining though.

What are you looking for?

[notavirtue]

[Come on, it's been fifty thousand years plus since he last got laid. Literally.]

It has been educational. [He shrugs.] Information. Active observation can be more informative than reading about these things.