IC Speed Dating Meme

[fairbrook]

IC Speed Dating Meme

Rules:
1. Post with your character by creating a "card" with your name, sex, and preferences.
2. Tag to others.
3. You supposedly only have seven minutes, but that's up to the muns how many comments. [To hell with that, let's not put a limit on how many comments]
4. Have fun.

Comments

[choreographics]

[...awkward...

...god. damnit.

New rule. Don't befriend the Avatar. Don't accidentally kiss the Avatar's ex-boyfriend. Don't let the Avatar catch you accidentally kissing her ex-boyfriend.]

...I'd ask if she's always this pushy, but I think I already know the answer. [Korra he is going to find you and possibly just...do...something to you in your sleep.]

[jaywalks]

[ mako drags his hand from his face and gives ryan a wry, sort of tired look. ]

You haven't seen her kick down a door yet, have you? Pushy's kind of an understatement when she really wants to do something.

[ hahahahhaha hahahah...ha.... speaking of being exes with korra. ]

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No, but that also doesn't surprise me. [Propping his chin up on his hand, he's just looking a little past Mako's head.] You know they're both staring at us right?

[He. Only kind of knows your dating history bro this is not very reassuring...]

[sangilak]

[ THUMBS UP. ]

[bolincredible]

[ THUMBS UP ALL AROUND. ]

[jaywalks]

I'm not surprised. Is Bo giving you a thumbs up? [ god, you make out with sleep with one guy several guys and your brother just can't stop takin advantage of your non-heteronormative universe lifestyle, can you?

you didn't hit him with a moped yet at least. and he did follow up that kissing disaster with... kissing everyone else... ]

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[You know what's awesome about wearing hats. You can pull them down over your eyes when you want to find your vespa and actually possibly run over all of your friends.]

They both are. [Annnnd a shrug.] But then again it's probably a better reaction than what my sister would say. [Actually if Sharpay were around Ryan would be holed up somewhere with her listening to all of the reasons nobody's good enough for either of them instead of sitting here, so there's that.]

They didn't do this when you were dating Asami did they?

[jaywalks]

[ DEEP BREATH. BIG SIGH. ]

Short answer, no. Long answer, you could save yourself a big headache and not ask anymore questions about what it was like when I was dating either Asami or Korra.

[ it even gives... him a headache sometimes... ]

What would your sister say?

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Hey, maybe I'm just trying to learn what not to do if I ever get around to dating anybody. [There's an equally wry look.

Aaaaand the sigh. And the eyeroll. Annnd Ryan's voice going up a few octaves into a pretty damn close impersonation of his sister.] 'What do you even think you're doing? Ryan he's not even close to being what you should go after and where did you even pick him up from? Stop it. Stop staring. And that scarf is hideous.'

[A shrug.] Probably something like that but with a few more insults.

[jaywalks]

[ you're... really going to make him do this, aren't you? ]

Don't get hit by a moped, don't kiss people you're not dating while you're dating other people, don't get thrown in jail, and don't pretend fights didn't happen if someone gets amnesia.

[ but! that scarf comment, wow... mako looks down at his accessory, running the fading wool through his fingers for a second. ] That's rude. This was my dad's.

[ a tiny pause, and he drops the scarf. ]

She's probably right though, don't date me.

[choreographics]

[Help him Mako-Wan Kenobi you're his only hope, etc etc.]

How do you possibly get hit with a moped? [...oh. That means Mako did...right. Aha. Anyway.] I'm pretty sure that's solid life advice, thanks.

[...oh. The difference between Ryan and Sharpay is that Sharpay would still argue it's disgusting. Ryan just sort of feels bad.] Oh...I mean I'm not saying I think it's gross. But sorry. [Awkward pause.] Red's a good color on you.

[Korra he's trying to kill you with his mind why did you leave him here?]

Sharpay's never right. [But there's a slight grin.] And anyway you say that like there's even a possibility. Speed dating does't count. Give it another...two minutes and we can pretend this didn't even happen.