IC Speed Dating Meme

[fairbrook]

IC Speed Dating Meme

Rules:
1. Post with your character by creating a "card" with your name, sex, and preferences.
2. Tag to others.
3. You supposedly only have seven minutes, but that's up to the muns how many comments. [To hell with that, let's not put a limit on how many comments]
4. Have fun.

Comments

[huge_egomd]

If that's what I meant, that's what I would've said. But I didn't, so I didn't.

[notavirtue]

Perhaps they are the same thing. English is a nonsensical language. If you are able to access... explicit material on the internet, it is likely the same as the extranet.

[huge_egomd]

[You aliens--always have to have a different name for things.]

If by explicit you mean explicitly pornographic, then yes, I suspect both nets are the same.

I am now curious, though, as to how you know there's explicit material on the extranet. Do a little surfing there, Javik?

[notavirtue]

[That's what the humans called it!!]

After spending fifty thousand years in stasis, I found there was much to research about how the galaxy had changed. It was not intentional, and often hard to avoid.

[Joker probably thought it was hilarious to have EDI shut off the 'safe search' function. Holy high quality asari pinups, batman.]

[huge_egomd]

[Yeah, well...those humans had obviously been spending too much time with aliens.]

Dude, every sixteen year old who's gotten caught watching porn has used that excuse...minus the fifty thousand years in stasis part.

[You may not have gone looking for it, but admit it--you didn't exactly hit the back button the moment you saw those pinups.]

[notavirtue]

[When did he claim to hit the back button? Research, House, it was called research.]

It is not an excuse, it is a reason. You asked how I knew such things existed, and I answered.

[huge_egomd]

[Of course, it is. Research is how House discovered porpoise porn.]

Sure, whatever. I just want to know one thing--how much had porn changed during those fifty thousand years?

[notavirtue]

[He hesitated before answering. There really wasn't... access to that sort of thing during his first Reaper war. They had each other, after all.]

I cannot say. However, there is a publication known as 'Fornax' that contains explicit material on alien races, for other aliens.

[In other words, it hasn't changed at all.]

[huge_egomd]

No matter the time or the species, there's always porn. I suppose there's something reassuring in that. Pathetic, possibly, but reassuring.

[notavirtue]

It is reassuring that most species will not evolve past their base instincts? It is more than pathetic if that is what you believe.

[huge_egomd]

It is reassuring. I know how people act. Human people at least. If their behavior changed substantially, then how would I know how best to manipulate them?

[notavirtue]

[He opens his mouth to reply, then shuts it. That was a damn good question.]

I was not aware doctors were in the practice of manipulating people.

[huge_egomd]

Are you kidding? People are stupid and lazy. They don't want to do what's best for them. A doctor has to find ways to manipulate them into doing what they should do or the human race would die out in a couple of generations.

[Hyperbole? Yes, but he stands by his theory.]