IC Speed Dating Meme

[fairbrook]

IC Speed Dating Meme

Rules:
1. Post with your character by creating a "card" with your name, sex, and preferences.
2. Tag to others.
3. You supposedly only have seven minutes, but that's up to the muns how many comments. [To hell with that, let's not put a limit on how many comments]
4. Have fun.

Comments

[bythewaves]

Really, House - as a healer you must surely have better standards than simply "breathing", I would have thought "carrying no disease" would also be a factor?

[ hello yes we are trolling ]

[huge_egomd]

That's what condoms are for, Maggie. And penicillin.

[;p~~~~~]

[bythewaves]

But surely you would not wish for your partner to suffer such either? and Condoms, my friend? You will struggle for children, if so!

[huge_egomd]

Why Maggie--surely you're not implying I'm disease-ridden? [He is, just not those kinds of diseases.]

And the lack of children is a point in the condom's favor. Come on--you know me. Do you really think I should be a parent?

[bythewaves]

I said nothing that you yourself did not imply~ [ cackle ]

As to that... [ Sobering ] I cannot answer in truth - I am not Galadriel, who might read your future truly - but I think that you would do your level best by the child - whether that might be good or bad I know not - but I know you well enough, I think, to believe that you would certainly try to give that child the best life they could have.

[huge_egomd]

You don't have to worry about me--I know where I've been. [Yeah, yeah- yuck it up, elf boy ;p

He's just going to boggle at you for a minute, Maggie. Sure, he's got a lot to offer and he might not screw up parenting as badly as he thinks he would...but he's pretty sure that's one question the universe doesn't need answered.]

Children are selfish, needy little whiners and I'm a selfish, needy, big whiner. It would all end in tears and a possibly a criminal trial.

[bythewaves]

[ Maglor's eyes when he meets' House's are calm and sure ]

Both true. And yet, I think you underestimate yourself, House. No man who works in the healers wards are ever entirely cold-hearted.

[ Hi, we think higher of you than you do, congrats? ]

[huge_egomd]

I'm not a homicidal psychopath, no, but I know my limits. I can barely take care of myself some days. No way I should be responsible for a child.

[You're sweet, Maggie...and deluded. Clearly you're in for a huge disappointment at some point.]

[bythewaves]

I think you would do better than you think. [ Maglor shrugs ] Nothing quite like having small children relying on you to teach you this. [ Admitedly, Maglor's situation is a leeeeetle different, seeing as the the small children in question were actually hostages... ]