IC Speed Dating Meme

[fairbrook]

IC Speed Dating Meme

Rules:
1. Post with your character by creating a "card" with your name, sex, and preferences.
2. Tag to others.
3. You supposedly only have seven minutes, but that's up to the muns how many comments. [To hell with that, let's not put a limit on how many comments]
4. Have fun.

Comments

[huge_egomd]

[He has to look around first to make sure she's actually talking to him.]

...Hello.




[ooc: My deepest apologies--I have failed to get my shit sufficiently together to post something for feather shenanigans. I really meant to--it's just sort of gotten away from me :| ]

[desperate_times]

[She sighs.]

I swear, you'd think this was a clergy convention instead of a speed dating event. No one knows how to talk to a girl.

[Are the men here all afraid of females or something?]

[ooc: it's okay XD Maybe they can have pirate ship shenanigans instead?]

[huge_egomd]

We're guys. Of course we don't know how to talk to girls.

[Of course they're afraid. Women are scary and emotional and unknowable and did he mention scary?

okay, it's not women he's afraid of per se. It's just the whole relationship thing he finds unfathomable.]


[ooc: YES! House will definitely be participating in pirate shenanigans XD ]

[desperate_times]

Seems like a necessary survival skill. You all might as well be monks, otherwise.

[ooc: Yay!]

[huge_egomd]

Survival of the species, maybe, but on an individual basis, I can survive without a woman. That's why God invented internet porn. And I'm pretty sure most women can survive without me.

[desperate_times]

Internet porn can't compare to the real thing, darling. That's why God invented women.

[She walks around the table behind him, sliding a hand across the back of his shoulders, and then departs.]