IC Speed Dating Meme

[fairbrook]

IC Speed Dating Meme

Rules:
1. Post with your character by creating a "card" with your name, sex, and preferences.
2. Tag to others.
3. You supposedly only have seven minutes, but that's up to the muns how many comments. [To hell with that, let's not put a limit on how many comments]
4. Have fun.

Comments

[chromosomes]

Break.

[ Clara. You know he's Special. ]

[parallels]

There are more... Nuanced ways to do it.

[chromosomes]

To do- what?

[ do you mean The Sex ]

[parallels]

...Sex? Figured you would pick up on the implications.

[The SEX, you little baby bird.]

[chromosomes]

Well. I didn't want to, uh. Assume.

[ p a u s e ]

That that's what you were talking about, that is.

[parallels]

It's sort of the subject of the entire evening. This is speed dating after all. Sex is a logical conclusion.

[And she looks at him like he is an adorable baby bird.]

It's quite alright if you're shy.

[chromosomes]

I'm not shy.

[ He's not. Really. Just... you know. It's Clara. ]

[parallels]

That's good.

Can throw quite the wrench in things.

[chromosomes]

Uh. Yeah.

[ A pause, then- ]

I haven't really dated since high school. Like, properly.

[ Sex, sure. Dates? No. ]

[parallels]

Me either, not since university.

[Clara is very awkward, John. You have no idea. But she's grinning like mad because he's being rather adorable.]

Not that that really eliminates sex. That would be a bit old-fashioned.

[chromosomes]

Well, no. But I guess-

What I'm trying to say is...

[ ughhhh ]

I don't usually have sex with people I know. Not that I wouldn't be interested, just.

[parallels]

[Oh, now it's her turn to turn a little red.]

I wasn't trying to... I was just having a go at you. Got a bit ahead of myself.

[chromosomes]

[ hahahaha well this is awkward ]

Right.

[ Right. Yup. So. ]

[parallels]

You know. This is awkward. Maybe we can start over. Here.

[A throat clear and then light and cheery!]

So if you ever drop your policy, I'd definitely be up for grabbing a drink.

[chromosomes]

[ CLARA YOU'RE SENDING MIXED MESSAGES... ]

I'll remember that.

[parallels]

...That wasn't really less awkward, was it?

[chromosomes]

Well, now it's just a bit confusing.

[parallels]

Sometimes I get nervous and words just sort of fall out of my mouth. Trying to be clever.

[chromosomes]

How about this: we can still get a drink either way. Because we get along.

I can't get drunk very easily, though.