IC Speed Dating Meme

[fairbrook]

IC Speed Dating Meme

Rules:
1. Post with your character by creating a "card" with your name, sex, and preferences.
2. Tag to others.
3. You supposedly only have seven minutes, but that's up to the muns how many comments. [To hell with that, let's not put a limit on how many comments]
4. Have fun.

Comments

[vrykolakas]

Ah, now. And here I was thinking you were courting me.

Your fucking may be for procreation, my lightly-pitted friend, but in my world it is a different thing entirely. Perhaps it doesn't appeal to your kind, but to mine and to many others, it can be anything from a show of friendly good will to a religious ritual to an artisan product. Be wary of over-generalising.

[notavirtue]

You misunderstand. I am criticizing the practice between other species, not comparing it to that of my people.

[Protheans definitely had sex for pleasure. Yes, it's a double standard, and no, he doesn't care if he gets called on it.]

[vrykolakas]

Ah, well. At least I gave you credit for a better argument than you were truly employing.

[notavirtue]

I find very few species ever understand what I am telling them. [They actually laughed when he told them to jump out an airlock. As if he were joking!] Regardless, perhaps you will find someone suitable to your mating habits.

[vrykolakas]

Ah, you see; that's people for you.

Is that a good luck wish?

[notavirtue]

No. I am stating a possibility in your future that I have no investment in at all.

[vrykolakas]

[With a merry hiss, long forked tongue flickering out of his mouth:] Yes, of course. Exactly what I'd hoped you'd say.

[notavirtue]

['Must like tongue'. Right. He gives him a suspicious look.]

Why?

[vrykolakas]

Because, sick fuck that I am, I take a real joy in talking to humourless bastards.