[The Bitty Meme]

[fairbrook]

The Bitty Meme

 

Time to re-explore that childhood (or get one for the first time). Rules are as simple as usual!

 

૪ Post up your character- name and canon.

૪ When replying to someone's post, go and RNG for option one, and see just how conscious you'll be of the trouble you're in.

૪ You can hit it up further for options 1-11 of wat do, and then, let it rip!

૪ Cue crack, hilarity, fluff, angst- a full spectrum of genres.

૪ ????

૪ PROFIT!

 

 

 

You're Just An:

 

1. Adult mind in the wrong body - looks like you really shouldn't have drank that potion, after all! Better hope nobody sees you like this, and that the effects aren't permanent...

2. Adorable bitty all rounder - Maybe it was an accident, maybe not. But your size is your age, with all the mental attributes that come with it.

Okay, So Wat Do?:

1. Back to school! First day back, middle of term with a small bullying problem? Time for your bitty to get some edumacation. Play with some friends or get the teacher involved! If your adult instincts are still all there, maybe you could play yourself up as a child genius; who knows? Someone might catch you out...

2. It's adventure time!~ Them kids have all the imagination. Quickly! Your damsel in distress needs rescuing from the dragon! It's time to kiss the bride! Play time has no rules, and neither does this prompt- except for curfew. Mother dearest always said to be back before dark.

3. Gots a boo boo! Oh dear, looks like someone's gone and skinned their knee. This requires a serious operation of silly jokes and coddling, before those tears start to fall and never seem to stop.

4. I think I love you! Young love is just so beautiful. Maybe you're pulling pigtails, so to speak. Maybe you have a crush on your teacher, and you just HAVE to get it out there. The clearest sign of love is always a note, however- just make sure to make that 'yes' box really big, so they know exactly where to tick.

5. They went away. We all lose loved ones, sometimes. Maybe the rents have just split, maybe your best friend is moving away. Maybe the only reply that can really be given is that "they're in heaven now, sweetheart". Whatever the reason, they're just not there, and you want to know why.

6. Off to the circus! Or the theme park. Or the aquarium. It's babies day out, with all the crack, fluff, and panic inducing moments implied. Pet a lion! Go on the Ferris wheel! Just try not to lose your adult companion, or things could become dicey.

7. You're in big doo-doo, mister. You missed curfew by ten minutes. Your Sunday best is covered in mud and god knows what else, and you let rip that new swear word you picked up from that friend you're not allowed to play with. You bet your ass you'll be in the naughty corner for weeks.

8. Big ball of FUBAR. You went and got yourself lost, at no fault of your own. The big kids pushed you down the well, and left you there. All you know is you're in a huge amount of trouble, and a little kindness is going to have to go a long way to get you safe.

9. Go the fuck to sleep. Dreamland is good, trust me. No really- don't get out of bed, you're fine right. There. Its time for bed, or to prepare for it! Bath time doesn't mean run down the halls naked, but if you catch a quick break, I'm sure you can achieve great things.

10. Time to shine! This is your big moment, right here. That dance recital you've been working hard on, the Christmas play, and you're the tree. This is a big point in your life, a time where you can show off your skills and make history! This is it. You're making it happen.

11. Choose your own adventure! Re-roll, or get out another idea that appeals to you.

Comments

Integra Hellsing || Hellsing

[baronetess]

[Will be posting with my alt bitty account! C:]

lets do that weird Mags is the Hellsing secret thing =p

[bythewaves]

[ The Hellsings are rich, the Hellsings are eccentric, the Hellsings, rumours say, have a secret, an immortal demon who comes when they bid, a killing machine that is the source of their wealth and standing.

The rumors are, as always, not exactly right.

One of the nice things about being Old Money is the ability to have a house with large sprawling grounds. For reasons the Hellsings have never deigned to share, theirs is woody and wild and unkept, but beautiful for that exact reason. In the trees there is a small cottage, wild and overgrown, it usually stands empty - but today there is someone there - cloaked and hooded, the stranger rests on the bench outside and idly fingers his silver harp ]

Maglor | Tolkien

[childofthemusic]

[wallhanging]

{{ I really, really, shouldn't }}

5 - IDK, missing grandma? Or his big brother won't play with him anymore?

[sculptor_of_aman]

[Nerdanel softly raps on her son's door]

Makalaurë? Are you all right?

Rin Tohsaka | Fate/Stay Night

[gandere]

{ OOC | replies will come from anklegandr! }

Alice Liddell | American McGee's Alice

[prekindled]

[ or in this case the books ]

childcare? =D

[childofthemusic]

[ Have a little elfling smile at her and bow, neat and precise the way atto taught him ]

Hello! I'm Cano! Is this your first day?

[avisionofwar]

"My darling girl!" He laughed, and set another flower into his hair as he braided it. "Of course you're beautiful. Why, when you grow up, men will cast themselves at your feet desiring that you look upon them!"

Grainne | Fate/Zero

[athousandcurses]

[Precocious bitty princess, get!]

8? | Because Han has the worst luck with princesses in trouble

[wallhanging]

[ Yeah, getting run into by a lost brat was not on Han's list of 'things i really want to deal with today.' In fact, if he were a list-keeping man, it would be on the exact opposite list. But he's not, and the infamous Solo Luck has to run out sometime once in a blue moon.

And now it she has fallen down ad started the sniffles. Damn it, but Han is sort of a sucker for small, lost children who are crying. He's been there. ]

Now, now, come on. It ain't that bad. We'll find where you need to go. [ Awkwardly patting child while looking around frantically for someone else to shove kid on is a terrible failure. ]

Arwen | Tolkien

[stillhope]

[bythewaves]

(( ..............so I am tempted to do something with bitty Arwen maybe wandering off and running into her not!grandpa? ))

legolas, tolkien's works

[lasdithen]

( FINALLY A BITTY ACCOUNT FOR THE BITTY MEEM )

2

[firith]

[ Trying to sort through some documents recently shipped up-river by Dale, he isn't getting very far. The reason for that is about three-feet tall and has gained access to Thranduil's study as the Elvenking writes in a steady hand with his quill behind a large oak desk.

It is very short, very blonde, and very loud, especially when it puts every effort into attempting silence. ]

mako; legend of korra.

[streets]

[ give him food.

(yes, i know he's supposed to be fifteen in rch, but let's pretend he's nine, half starved to death, and traumatised. c: )]

idk a number bring on the fambly

[bolincredible]

[ Bolin definitely totally knows what he's doing. YEAH RESPONSIBILITY?? WHO KNOWS. All he knows is he'll step his game up for the sake of tiny toothpicky Mako.

Man, he wonders if it's a bad thing that he could tell how old Mako is just from the level of lack of meat on his bones when all this mess... messed.

Bustin onto the scene with a really big box in his face like a moron. also I'm not tired you're tired. ]

Okay, mini-Mako! Guess who just found you some clothes without any holes in them? [ BROTHERHOOD.... ] That's right, it's this guy right here! I mean, they might be kinda big on you, but that's totally just more room for layers! And... you know, and hopefully not anyone else's wallets. Or pocket knives.

bilbo baggins | tolkien

[somethingprecious]

[he'll eat you out of house and home]

[bythewaves]

[ At the end of the First Age Beleriand was broken and last of the sons of Feanor vanished out of song and story, never to be heard from again. Meadhros, rumor said, threw himself into a firey chasm, but what of Maglor? No word has come to the Elves of the last bard of the Noldor, and no one can say what his end is.

In the Third Age of the world the Shire of the Hobbits grows rich and prosperous in times of peace. For a wandering bard, the hospitality of its people is a welcome balm, and more than one of the Big Folk has come to ply their trade. Right now, however, the sun is high and most folk are at work in the fields, and so this bard is resting in the shade of an apple tree, eyes distant and unfocused as he wanders in elven dreams. ]

bolin | legend of korra

[gneisskid]

[ short and scrawny flavor yeee

he can be 13 or younger idk whatever works ]

Harry Potter and the Meme of Teacup Humans

[thebreakingwave]

((Let me know if you want early Hogwarts or pre-Hogwarts Tiny Potter.))

gimme the tiniest potter. 6.

[vrykolakas]

[God, he hates the Drabwurld and its fuckery. Soon, he trusts this will be worked out; he's desperately colluding with a few different thaumaturges in an attempt to sort it, but until then there's little to do but quietly thank all the gods it wasn't him.

...and keep Harry entertained.

So they have gone on a nice nighttime walk, complete with the Brucolac telling him stories about the sea, and making sure he doesn't eat those berries, and recommending he watch out for that leaf because it's actually an enormous insect. And wrapping him up, perhaps slightly too warmly, in a goodly number of layers, because he's aware that he himself doesn't feel the cold and that Harry may well not want to mention it if he's uncomfortable. He's even brought lamps for them, though he can see far better in the dark.]

Look over there. [He points towards a tree, on the lower branches of which a slender, silverish snake hangs in loops. It's moving only sluggishly, head bobbing in the dark.] Do you like snakes?

the brucolac // the scar

[vrykolakas]

[hahahaHAHA WELCOME welcome to a tiny & surprisingly human pirate child who will just swear at you in 1 thousand languages and try to take your valuables.

OTHER OPTION: tiny in vampir years, a freshly-turned baby bloodsucker who is KIND OF FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW.]

tiny human swearing pirate because han thinks that's the actual shit okay.

[wallhanging]

Get a good haul today, scamp?

[ Han leans back against the tree-stump. He doesn't know much about raising kids, except that enabling this little bugger into being a full-time thief and scoundrel is probably not the way to go about it. But he turned out just fine, anyways, with his own mentor into the crime-filled, smuggling underworld.

And that is as far as he will liken himself to Shrike before he starts hating himself, so he'll go down that thought trail another time. He doesn't know what magic of the Drabwurld caused this sort of reversion, but beyond the inconvenience of suddenly having a kid, the brat's actually pretty cute, and very useful. And maybe Han likes having someone small to snark at and teach his second-best tricks to. ]

Aubri | Mage Wars trilogy

[bird_brain]

[There are no bitty icons. Icons for a grown gryphon are hard enough. Aubri never had a childhood, so let's give him one. Options are NOT SO TINY FLUFFBALL. (As in large dog sized butterball of fluff.) Have fun.]

ahahahahahhhhhhh!! 2 / 4 Prepare yourself for ickle babby love!!

[bondedgryphon]

[Zhaneel didn't often get out to play under the watchful and obtrusive gaze of the Wing and its soldiers. In truth, there weren't many other gryphlets that would play with her... Well, none except him, that is. It had been easy enough to slip her caretakers, as they weren't overly conscious of little Zhaneel, and she knew right where to find Aubri! Or, at least where he said she could find him when she got away.]

Aubrrri... [Her voice was pitched low, so as not to attract attention. Being surrounded by adults with keen hearing and sight made this hard sometimes.] Aubrrri, are you here? [She's creeping through the underbrush, wings clamped in tight as she wriggles through a particularly tight group of bushes.] OW! [A limb catches her wing and she reaches back wih her wing to try to free herself.]

Zhaneel | The Mage Wars Trilogy

[bondedgryphon]

[Have a tiny babby gryphon, everyone. She's about the size of a Saint Bernard and covered in wings she can't quite control correctly yet and feather fluff.]

[vanyel_ashkevron]

[There isn't any possible way he could avoid a young gryphon on their own. Vanyel has a soft spot for birds already - thanks to the Hawkbrothers - but gryphons are quite different.]

I won't hurt you. [He murmurs, holding out a piece of meat. Consider it a peace offering.] I would be honored to stay with you until your mother returns.

My name is Vanyel.

Hibari Kyoya | Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

[embattle]

[The tiniest terror.]

3 it is!

[sculptor_of_aman]

[Even a Noldo as observant as Nerdanel can't prevent every accident. But the moment it happens, she is already rushing over.]

Hibari! Are you all right?

Nerdanel | Tolkien

[copper_loved]

 

break his brain

[bythewaves]

[ Absolute stunned silence, then weakly ]

Amil...?

Aragorn {LotR}

[rangerandking]

{Deal with this cute.}

I CANNOT RESIST THE CUTE

[bythewaves]

[ Maybe something where there is a stranger in the woods of Imladris where Estel is playing iDK ]

Celebrian |Tolkien

[silvergift]

[I don't have a bitty account with proper icons yet so use your imagination. c:]

this feels familiar....

[dwarfling]

[There is a dwarfling in a tree.

Correction. A dwarfling stuck in a tree.

He licks his lips, frowning as he looks down and debates if he is brave enough to try and jump. It's quite a distance down, twice a full grown dwarf's height, and this one is small for his age.]

Greening "Po" Grandemalion | Seven Kingdom trilogy

[gracedprince]

[No bitty account so imaginations are a must.]