SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

[munies]

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Comments

Clara Oswald | Doctor Who

[parallels]

MY CRUSH IS A 2000 YEAR OLD BOWTIE WEARING ALIEN.

[chromosomes]

WOW.

[parallels]

OH HUSH.

[chromosomes]

BOWTIES, THOUGH?

[parallels]

I DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM. THEY WERE BEFORE ME.

[silvergift]

I DO NOT SEE A PROBLEM. MY HUSBAND IS A COUPLE THOUSAND YEARS OLDER THAN ME.

[parallels]

I THINK MY CHANCES OF MAKING IT TO A THOUSAND ARE RATHER LOW.

[silvergift]

I STILL DO NOT SEE A PROBLEM?

HAVE YOU TOLD HIM AT LEAST?

[parallels]

NO.

NO. DEFINITELY NOT TOLD HIM. BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO LIVE A THOUSAND YEARS AND HE DEFINITELY IS. IT'D JUST BE COMPLETELY TERRIBLE.

[mesmerism]

...

PLEASE TELL ME HE AT LEAST LOOKS LESS THAN 2000?

THE BOW TIE THOUGH. WOW.

[parallels]

HE DOES. ESPECIALLY NOW.

AND YES, BOWTIE. CAN'T MAKE IT UP.

[marred]

KINKY.

[parallels]

NO.

DEFINITELY NOT.

[marred]

THERE'S NO SHAME IN LIKING TO BE TIED UP.

BUT BOW TIES, THOUGH? MIGHT WANT TO GO FOR THE GOOD, OL' TIE. GIVES YOU MORE FREEDOM TO MOVE ABOUT.

[parallels]

I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED AND TIED UP BY ENOUGH ANGRY ALIENS TO MAKE IT COMPLETELY UNSEXY.

THE BOWTIE IS JUST FOR WEARING, REALLY. REALLY DOUBT TYING EVER CROSSED HIS MIND.

[marred]

YOU EVER ASKED HIM ABOUT HIS SEXUAL APPETITE? COULD INCLUDE A BOWTIE ON TOP.

[parallels]

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW HIS SEXUAL APPETITE.

UGH.

[marred]

BUT YOU LIIIIKE HIM.

[bythewaves]

THAT'S NOT THAT OLD REALLY IN THE SCHEME OF THINGS BUT SUCH RELATIONSHIP TEND NOT TO END WELL

[parallels]

EXACTLY. THANK YOU.

HENCE THE NON-CONFESSION.

[bythewaves]

I HAVE SEEN LARGER AGE GAPS. BUT YOU ARE MORTAL - THAT IS THE LARGER CONCERN, ALTHOUGH I WOULD ALSO PUT TO YOU THAT HE MIGHT SEE THINGS DIFFERENTLY.

[parallels]

I KNOW. AND IT'S SORT OF IMPOSSIBLE TO KNOW WHAT HE THINKS.

[bythewaves]

I SUPPOSE YOU COULD ASK?

[parallels]

I'M ALRIGHT WITH THE MYSTERY, HONESTLY.

[bythewaves]

FAIR ENOUGH. I HOPE YOU FIND SOME FORM OF CLOSURE ELSEWHERE