SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

[munies]

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Comments

[rues]

LUKE CASTELLAN HAS A NICE ASS

[ wait shit — ]

NO ONE HEARD THAT.

[sangilak]

I HEARD THAT.

[rues]

YOU DIDN'T.

[sangilak]

KISS ME AND MAYBE I'LL FORGET—

[sangilak]

[ waitSHIT ]

[sangilak]

NEVERMIND.

[rues]

[ .............. ]

[rues]

WHAT.

[truesight]

GIRL.

[rues]

WHAT.

[ DO YOU SEE THIS DEATH GLARE. ]

[oursavinggrace]

WE WERE ALL THINKING IT.

[rues]

RIGHT, BECAUSE I'M SURE THAT'S WHAT THE SON OF JUPITER WITH AN APHRODITE GIRLFRIEND IS THINKING ABOUT. YOU'RE NOT HELPING, GRACE.

[oursavinggrace]

I'M ALLOWED TO ADMIRE OTHER DUDES' BUTTS.

[rues]

SO IS THAT WHAT YOU DO IN THE DEMIGOD LOCKER ROOM?

[quest]

NO I DEFINITELY HEARD THAT.

[rues]

DON'T MAKE ME SLAP THAT GRIN OFF YOUR FACE, JACKSON.

[quest]

I'D REALLY LIKE IT IF YOU DIDN'T DO THAT.

[marred]

[ ... ]

[rues]

... WHAT. DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, CASTELLAN.

[ she said nothing. absolutely nothing. ]

[marred]

— PRETTY SURE IT SHOULD BE ME SAYING THAT.

[blundergirl]

CLARISSE WE ALL HEARD THAT. I THINK ALYOSHA BACK AT REDGATE HEARD THAT.

[marred]

SHE THINK I HAVE A NICE ASS, TOO?

[rues]

JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT AND WE WON'T HAVE A PROBLEM.

[caditquaestio]

WHY? DO YOU MEAN TO TRADE FOR THIS MAN'S DONKEY AND FEAR HE WILL RAISE HIS PRICE?

IF THAT IS SO, BEST SEEK HIM OUT: "SIR, YOUR ASS DISPLEASES ME MIGHTILY. IT IS UNSEEMLY, OLD AND DERANGED. I LIKE IT NOT. HERE IS MY COIN. LET US MEET IN A DARK ALLEY WITHOUT WITNESS AND FINALISE OUR TRANSACTION."

[rues]

[ she's not sure which is worse, the fact that this man thinks "ass" means donkey or the fact that she's going to have to explain that it doesn't, in fact, mean donkey in this context. ]

NO I DON'T MEAN TO TRADE FOR A DONKEY. ASS MEANS POSTERIOR. THIS IS THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY, MORON.