SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

[munies]

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Comments

[caditquaestio]

WHY? DO YOU MEAN TO TRADE FOR THIS MAN'S DONKEY AND FEAR HE WILL RAISE HIS PRICE?

IF THAT IS SO, BEST SEEK HIM OUT: "SIR, YOUR ASS DISPLEASES ME MIGHTILY. IT IS UNSEEMLY, OLD AND DERANGED. I LIKE IT NOT. HERE IS MY COIN. LET US MEET IN A DARK ALLEY WITHOUT WITNESS AND FINALISE OUR TRANSACTION."

[rues]

[ she's not sure which is worse, the fact that this man thinks "ass" means donkey or the fact that she's going to have to explain that it doesn't, in fact, mean donkey in this context. ]

NO I DON'T MEAN TO TRADE FOR A DONKEY. ASS MEANS POSTERIOR. THIS IS THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY, MORON.