SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

[munies]

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Comments

[fairbrook]

I MAY OR MAY NOT BE ATTRACTED TO 568 YEAR OLD VAMPIRE BEST ASSOCIATED FOR HIS TECHNIQUES IN IMPALEMENT.

WE HAVE YET TO DETERMINE THIS.

[digophelia]

BUT WHY?

[fairbrook]

BELIEVE ME, I ASK MYSELF THE SAME QUESTION.

[digophelia]

THE AGE GAP WOULD BE ENOUGH TO DETER ME.

[fairbrook]

WHAT OF THE IMPALEMENT?

[She's kind of a humanitarian after all...]

[digophelia]

I DON'T KNOW THE CONTEXT OF IT; WHO AM I TO JUDGE?

[fairbrook]

OVER TWENTY THOUSAND IMPALED AND PROSTRATED BY HIM ALONE, IN A PERSONAL CONQUEST FOR REVENGE WHICH HAD CONSUMED THE LIVES OF HUNDREDS UPON THOUSANDS.

SHOULD HE EVER ARRIVE IN THIS WORLD, I WOULD BEST ADVISE YOU AVOID HIM.

[She can't.]

[died_a_virgin]

...WAIT....MASTER?!!!

[fairbrook]

UNFORTUNATELY... EXCEPT NOT.

IT'S COMPLICATED.

[died_a_virgin]

EVERYTHING IN HELLSING IS COMPLICATED.

[waterbearer]

HAS THIS INDIVIDUAL TRIED TO KILL YOU ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS?

[ I mean, the Cheshire and Roy thing seemed to work and they have a kid so clearly... ]

[fairbrook]

NO. IF HE WISHED TO, THERE ARE COMPLICATIONS PREVENTING HIM OTHERWISE.

[Bound to her by blood through means of alchemy ritual, for instance.]

HE IS, HOWEVER, MY SERVANT.

[Doesn't stop him from agitating the shit out of her, though.]

[waterbearer]

THEN I DO NOT SEE THE PROBLEM IN SUCH ATTACHMENT. MY BEST FRIEND'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER HAS TRIED TO LILL HIM MULTIPLE TIMES, AND THEY ARE NOW RAISING A CHILD IN WHAT SEEMS TO BE A SURPRISINGLY HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP.

I WISH YOU THE BEST HOWEVER IT TURNS OUT?

[fairbrook]

HE ALONE HAS IMPALED AND PROSTRATED TWENTY THOUSAND LIVES, IN A PERSONAL CONQUEST FOR REVENGE WHICH HAD CONSUMED HUNDREDS UPON THOUSANDS OF THEM.

AS A KNIGHT, IT WOULD BE UNETHICAL FOR ME TO UPHOLD HIS MISDEEDS.

[In all of fairness, that was what... over 500 years ago? And old Vlad has spent the last 100 of them killing vampires to defend Queen and Country in sweet, sweet irony.]

[waterbearer]

I MAKE A POINT NOT TO ASK THE MOTHER OF MY GODCHILD HER EXPLOITS.

STILL, LOVING OR CARING FOR A PERSON NEED NOT REQUIRE CONDONING THEIR ACTIONS, BUT I CONFESS I BETTER SEE YOUR CONCERNS IN THE MATTER.

[huge_egomd]

ARE WE SPEAKING METAPHORICALLY?

THOUGH AT 568, I'M IMPRESSED HE CAN GET IT UP LITERALLY OR FIGURATIVELY.

[fairbrook]

[Classy.]

SPEAKING LITERALLY, I'M AFRAID.

[Yes, she is literally speaking about Vlad the Impaler.

Suddenly, she's visibly flustering.]

AS IF I WOULD INDULGE MY SERVANT SO!!

[Things you now have learned: Integra is a virgin, Alucard is perpetually blue-balled by her. Why is she so defensive about this?]