SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

shout your confessions!!!!
RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!
[ idea taken ( with love ) from
lastvoyages ]

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[ I mean, the Cheshire and Roy thing seemed to work and they have a kid so clearly... ]
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[Bound to her by blood through means of alchemy ritual, for instance.]
HE IS, HOWEVER, MY SERVANT.
[Doesn't stop him from agitating the shit out of her, though.]
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I WISH YOU THE BEST HOWEVER IT TURNS OUT?
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AS A KNIGHT, IT WOULD BE UNETHICAL FOR ME TO UPHOLD HIS MISDEEDS.
[In all of fairness, that was what... over 500 years ago? And old Vlad has spent the last 100 of them killing vampires to defend Queen and Country in sweet, sweet irony.]
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STILL, LOVING OR CARING FOR A PERSON NEED NOT REQUIRE CONDONING THEIR ACTIONS, BUT I CONFESS I BETTER SEE YOUR CONCERNS IN THE MATTER.