SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

shout your confessions!!!!
RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!
[ idea taken ( with love ) from
lastvoyages ]

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FELIX IS NOT A CAT NAME IT'S MY NAME AND I ASSURE YOU I HAVE FAR FEWER FLEAS THAN ANY OTHER CLAIMANTS. CASSANDRA, HOWEVER, IS LOVELY.
HOW DO YOU EVEN DOUBLE AN INFINITE QUANTITY
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HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR YOU ONLY TO HAVE ONE PARENT. BIOLOGICALLY UNSOUND.
IT IS TOO A CAT NAME AND NOT ALL CATS HAVE FLEAS AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN FEWER DOES THAT MEAN YOU HAVE SOME? AND HEY THANKS.
IT'S NOT REALLY INFINITE LIKE IT CAN EXHAUST YOU AND SAY YOU'RE IN A BOUND CIRCLE, THEN YOU HAVE TO HAVE OTHER WITCHES TO WORK IT
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PRESUMABLY, I HAVE A FATHER. HE WOULD NOT, HOWEVER, PICTURE IN ANY IMAGINED FAMILY PORTRAIT. IN FAIRNESS TO MY MOTHER I DON'T BELIEVE SHE EVER ENVISIONED SUCH A THING IN THE FIRST PLACE. FAMILY IS WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT, AND SHE SHOWED NO INDICATIONS OF SUCH CREATIVITY.
I HAVE NO FLEAS
NONE
DO YOU??