SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

[munies]

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Comments

[caditquaestio]

COMMONER LIFE IS HARD. AND DULL. AND OFTEN REEKS.

[bullhorned]

DULL? YOU'RE NOT BEING OPPRESSED ENOUGH.

[caditquaestio]

PERHAPS IT IS ONLY THAT I RESOLVE THOSE QUALMS YOU CALL OPPRESSION.

[bullhorned]

HAVE YOU EATEN RECENTLY?

[caditquaestio]

LITTLE AND POORLY. YOU CANNOT TRUST WHAT HAS BEEN COOKED.

[bullhorned]

WHAT KIND OF WORK ARE YOU DOING?

[caditquaestio]

....WORK?

[bullhorned]

YES. WORK. THAT THING COMMONERS DO WHEN THEY'RE NOT BUSY BEING DEAD.

[caditquaestio]

YOU SPEAK OF BREEDING?

[bullhorned]

BREEDING? WHAT BREEDING? I MEAN WORK. YOU COULD SHOVEL DUNG. YOU'LL EAT BETTER IF YOU DO. AND IT'S SIMPLE WORK. EVEN HIGHBORNS COULD FIGURE IT OUT.

[caditquaestio]

SHOVELLING DUNG DOES NOT DISPEL THE THREAT OF POISON, FRIEND, ELSE HALF OF ROMA WOULD BE HARD AT WORK BY THE BACKSIDE OF THEIR HORSES.

[bullhorned]

I DON'T THINK THEY ACTUALLY POISON THE DUNG. IT JUST SEEMS LIKE IT. YOU MIGHT TRY CLOGGING YOUR NOSE FIRST.

[caditquaestio]

BUT WHY WORK AND EAT IF YOU STILL FEAR POISON IN YOUR PLATE? BEST EAT LITTLE, WORK LESS.

[bullhorned]

I'D WORRY MORE ABOUT DISEASES. WHERE DOES YOUR FOOD COME FROM?

[caditquaestio]

DO NOT BRING HARD TRUTH TO TROUBLED MIND. OUR WEEDS HAVE OCULI. I DO NOT WISH TO THINK OF WHAT LIES AT THE ROOT OF OUR CROPS.

BUT DISEASE DOES NOT CULL QUICKLY. POISON IS LESS KIND.

[bullhorned]

I ONLY MEAN THAT WORK MEANS MONEY, MONEY MEANS BETTER FOOD. THEY CAN'T POISON YOUR FOOD IF YOU EARN AND PREPARE IT YOURSELF.

[caditquaestio]

YOU... DO NOT KNOW MUCH OF POISON, DO YOU.

PERHAPS BECAUSE COMMONERS CANNOT AFFORD IT.

[pontificus]

THEN RISE ABOVE YOUR STATION. [What? Her mother was a commoner before she became a courtesan.Even if historically she was noble.]

[caditquaestio]

LUCREZIA, WE DO NOT ALL HAVE DANCE SHOES.

[pontificus]

THEN DON YOUR SWORD. ARE YOU NOT ITALIAN? [WHERE IS YOUR DICK???]

[caditquaestio]

...NO.

[pontificus]

DO YOU NOT WORK FOR AN ITALIAN FAMILY? [What???]

[showmeyourwreath]

TAKE UP A HOBBY, PERHAPS? WHAT ARE YOU DOING OR NOT DOING NOW THAT LIFE IS SO DULL?

ALSO DO YOU MEAN FIGURATIVELY OR LITERALLY REEKS

[caditquaestio]

THE COMMON MAN HAS LITTLE BUT WOMEN AND DRINK BY WAY OF MERRY-MAKING.

THE STENCH... IS SUCH AS IT IS.

[showmeyourwreath]

MAYBE YOU'RE TOO NARROW IN YOUR THINKING. WHAT WOULD DO IF SUDDENLY YOU COULD NO LONGER DO EITHER?

GOODNESS WHERE ARE YOU FROM?