SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

[munies]

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Comments

[bullhorned]

I ALMOST FUCKED MY SISTER ONCE.

[powerful]

WELL THAT SUCKS

[bullhorned]

NO. ACTUALLY IT'S GREAT. BECAUSE BY ALMOST I MEAN, I DIDN'T FUCK HER AT ALL. WHICH IS A GOOD THING.

[powerful]

WELL YEAH BUT THAT MEANS YOU GOT BLUEBALLED A LITTLE EVEN IF THATS GROSS

[bullhorned]

I WAS THE ONE THAT TURNED HER DOWN, SO NOT SO MUCH.

[powerful]

OH

WELL OKAY

CARRY ON THEN

[bullhorned]

ALSO SHE WAS A WHORE.

[powerful]

WELL THATS KIND OF A RUDE ASSUMPTION TO MAKE ABOUT A GIRL WHO'S CONFIDENT IN HER SEXUALITY

[bullhorned]

MAYBE, BUT SHE ALSO WORKED AT A BROTHEL

[powerful]

OH SO YOU MEANT LITERAL WHORE

ALRIGHTY THEN

[bullhorned]

A PRETTY WHORE, THOUGH.

WE DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD THE SAME FATHER AT THE TIME.

[huge_egomd]

HOW THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?

[bullhorned]

BY HAVING A DAD WHO FUCKED HALF OF WESTEROS

THE FEMALE HALF

[huge_egomd]

HAVE YOU PEOPLE NEVER HEARD OF CONDOMS?

WELL DUH. ONLY THE FEMALE HALF WOULD PRODUCE OFFSPRING.

[bullhorned]

WHAT'S A CONDOM?

[huge_egomd]

DEAR GOD WHAT KIND OF INBRED, IGNORANT PLACE DO YOU LIVE IN? IT'S A FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL.

[bullhorned]

[WESTEROS ISN'T... okay, it is.]

MY FATHER WAS A KING, SO I DON'T THINK HE CARED HOW MANY KIDS HE HAD.

[huge_egomd]

HOW NICE FOR HIM. BUT WHAT DO THE REST OF YOU DO TO PREVENT AN OVERPOPULATION OF RAGGED STREET URCHINS?

[bullhorned]

DIE, MOSTLY.

[huge_egomd]

NOT THE SOLUTION I WOULD'VE RECOMMENDED BUT WHATEVER WORKS.

how did I miss this

[pontificus]

I WOULD QUESTION IF YOU ARE SPANISH, BUT I WONDER IF YOUR KING'S LANDING IS THE EQUIVALENT. [Because that's what they say about her and Cesare.]

[bullhorned]

I'M NOT SURE WHAT THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MEAN.

[marred]

DUDE ...





YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT A DEMIGOD?

[bullhorned]

I DON'T KNOW. WHAT'S A DEMIGOD?

[marred]

WHEN A GREEK GOD AND A MORTAL LOVE ONE ANOTHER, THEY HAVE A HALF-GOD, HALF-MORTAL KID.

THINK OF IT THIS WAY: THE GODS YOU BELIEVE IN ARE DOING THE DO WITH THOSE YOU CALL NEIGHBOURS.