SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

shout your confessions!!!!
RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!
[ idea taken ( with love ) from
lastvoyages ]

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IT JUST SEEMED NICER THAN GOING 'I'M SORRY YOUR FAMILY'S A BUNCH OF DICKS'
SINCE APPARENTLY I OFFEND PEOPLE WHEN I TELL THEM THAT???
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YOU CAN SAY THAT, I WON'T BE OFFENDED.
IT'S TRUE.
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BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY ARE. YOU SHOULD BE GLAD YOU'RE THE BLACK SHEEP.
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THE MORE DISAPPOINTED I CAN MAKE MY FATHER, THE BETTER, HONESTLY.
I MEAN MY SISTER'S KIND OF A GRAY AREA THESE DAYS AND MY MOM'S A LOT BETTER AFTER HER STINT IN PRISON, BUT IF I CAN MAKE MY DAD CRY THAT I'M USING ALL HIS TRAINING AGAINST HIM, THEN I'LL SLEEP WELL THAT NIGHT.
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WELL. EXCEPT THE PART WHERE HE'S KINDA DEAD.
BUT I HOPE IF THEY EVER DIG UP HIS GRAVE, I'VE MADE HIM ROLL IN IT SO MUCH HE'S DOING BARREL ROLLS.
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YOU'RE LUCKY I HAVE A THING FOR GINGERS.
SERIOUSLY THOUGH, ARE YOU FOR HIRE? I'M NOT SURE I ACTUALLY WANT TO KILL MY FATHER, BUT GIVING HIM A REALLY BIG SCARE MIGHT BE GOOD.
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EMPRESS FOR A CAUSE LIKE THAT, I'D GIVE YOU AN EXTREME DISCOUNT.
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WHAT DID YOU MEAN THEN?
[CONFUSION SURELY NOT THE FULL ON PROSTITUTION GIG RIGHT?? BECAUSE THAT'S EXTREME EMPRESS]
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THE BLACKMAIL WAS SPECIAL CIRCUMSTANCES! I DON'T THREATEN, ATTACK OR KILL PEOPLE FOR MONEY.
THAT'S CALLED EXORTION.
WHICH WASN'T ON THE LIST!!
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"LIVE A LITTLE."
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I'VE LIVED ENOUGH FOR A JAILHOUSE CELL BLOCK.
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TRUST ME IF I WAS BRAGGING, MY SUBMISSION WOULD'VE BEEN FOR ADULT EYES ONLY.
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IT WAS.
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BECAUSE REALLY, I'VE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK A LOT
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OKAY, FIRST TIME.
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WHO HAS FUN ON THEIR FIRST TIME?? THE EROTICAS LIE, MY EMPRESS.
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CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT. BUT THEN AGAIN I WAS NEVER ONE TO JUST READ ABOUT IT.
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WELL IN THAT CASE, I COULD JUST SHOW YOU A FUN TIME INSTEAD OF MAKING YOU JUST READ ABOUT IN CAPS.
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HOW OLD ARE YOU?
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