IC Speed Dating Meme

[fairbrook]

IC Speed Dating Meme

Rules:
1. Post with your character by creating a "card" with your name, sex, and preferences.
2. Tag to others.
3. You supposedly only have seven minutes, but that's up to the muns how many comments. [To hell with that, let's not put a limit on how many comments]
4. Have fun.

Comments

[chromosomes]

NAME: John Grimm
GENDER: male
PREFERENCES: Someone I won't break. Women.

[sculptor_of_aman]

I assure you, sir, I am very difficult to break. [says the 6'3" immortal Elf rippling with muscles]

[chromosomes]

[ oh hello ma'am ]

Yeah, I've- noticed elves are tougher than they look. Even those of you that are clearly strong.

[sculptor_of_aman]

Such is our nature. I would be more concerned about breaking you were I of different temperament.

[chromosomes]

[ He laughs. ]

Believe me, I'm much less breakable than I look.

[sangilak]

I saw that.

[chromosomes]

Saw what? [ SHIFTY EYES ]

[sangilak]

That part you crossed out.

[jaywalks]

[ sliding into this seat for seven minutes of goddamn reprieve, head in hands. ]

Bo signed me up for this. Save me.

[chromosomes]

Only if you save me while I'm at it.

[ quick let's elope ]

[jaywalks]

Deal. If we pick a date, we can leave, right? Cause I need to get my motorcycle up three flights of stairs and I can't earthbend.

[ manly date. moving heavy shit. ]

[inafadingcrown]

[Have a little kiss on the cheek] Ah, if I were young and unwed, you would be a very tempting prospect indeed.

[chromosomes]

[ sldkghsldkgh

LSK:HDGSLDKGH

LSKDGHSLDGHG

excuse him as he turns red under his stubble ]

Thank you.

[inafadingcrown]

[A little laugh] Come now, you mustn't look so surprised. You do yourself a disservice.

[tawarwaith]

You're kind of cute for a human.

[chromosomes]

Only kind of?

[tawarwaith]

It wouldn't hurt for you to smile on occasion.

[orcsurfing]

[ :( Saddest of faces from afar. ]

[chromosomes]

[ :c sorry legolas ]

[fiercestwarrior]

You most likely could not break me if you tried.

[ Asgardians are ridiculously sturdy. ]

[chromosomes]

[ A pause, then- ]

I'm guessing you're not human?

[fiercestwarrior]

That is correct. Why are you worried about breaking people?

[ Does he mean physically or emotionally? In either case she's not all that worried, but she is curious. ]

[parallels]

...Break?

[chromosomes]

Break.

[ Clara. You know he's Special. ]

[parallels]

There are more... Nuanced ways to do it.