fairynuff | IC Speed Dating Meme

IC Speed Dating Meme

IC Speed Dating Meme
Rules:
1. Post with your character by creating a "card" with your name, sex, and preferences.
2. Tag to others.
3. You supposedly only have seven minutes, but that's up to the muns how many comments. [To hell with that, let's not put a limit on how many comments]
4. Have fun.

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NAME: The Outsider
GENDER: male
PREFERENCES: I do not date and am unsure why I am here.

There's not enough mayhem in this for you?

[ You're another incarnation of the Cheshire Cat, she swears. You're more of a bestie. ]

If I were only observing, yes. But I do not wish to participate.

So I see. Has there been anything remotely exciting in the last few minutes?

[ So this just may turn into a gossip session with the Outsider. ]

Not particularly. Though I believe Vol'jin has terrified the catering staff.

[ She actually starts glancing around. ]

Who is that?

The large blue troll with tusks.

[ you know, as opposed to some other blue troll ]

[ Okay, now she's really looking. ]

Really?

Yes.

A vulture sat on them once.

If you don't date why are you here?

I am not entirely certain myself.

A few free moments perhaps? That is why I am here! [ And also because this looked fun. ]

Boredom, then?

That and it gives me a chance to meet others who are trapped here as well. A chance to find new friends and allies at least.

I suppose I could find someone interesting here.

[ He sounds pretty dubious. ]

[ She doesn't blame him. The pickings seem pretty slim as to who might be interested in a somewhat pale creepy human-skinchanger-thing. ]

What are you interested in? In a person that is.

(no subject)

extramural - 2014-09-18 09:37 (UTC) - Expand

Let us go find whales.

[ preferably now, away from this mess. ]

That would allow us to leave, yes?

That is, indeed, my intention.

I hear there is a fairy ring that would take us right to the shoreline.

Then let us leave.

[ And with that, Kaldur guides them out and heads straight to the fairy ring and from there straight to the shipyards, where he and The Outsider go out into the water and watch pods of whales to their hearts content ]

An excellent question.

[ ~~seriously why are you here why are your eyes black do you ever wash that coat what's up with the fish chicks are they here to date??~~ ]

And dreadfully philosophical if we let it be, so let's not bother with all that. You're already here, there's bound to be a good reason to stay. Like -- ah -- look at that young woman with the red hair. [ ~~can you even see?? are you blind?? i'm gonna sound like such an asshole if you're blind~~ ] The one who was always screaming on the lockets for a while there.

[ he's exaggerating but he's also definitely pointing at lydia upthread. ]

No doubt she could shout some lovely conversation at you.

[ ~~he doesn't know, magic, no, they drown people, no they'll just eat you~~ ]

I do not need her to shout it.

[ He sounds rather confused as to why that's got to be part of it. ]

The conversation would have to be interesting.

[ felix rolls his eyes, because he’s super duper mature ]

Can’t be hard to beat the competition. [ some day, flora is going to inform him that the outsider is a god. today is not that day. ] But you won’t know until you begin, will you? That’s interesting in itself — guessing at the probability of whether you’ll be delighted or bored to tears.

[ ~~can you cry?? are the tears black?? do you cry while watching free willy??~~ ]

Like gambling. But with fewer snake eyes.

[ he had to get it in somewhere. do snakes even have black eyes? felix does not fucking know, he's not stupid enough to hold a snake up to his face to see. ]

I am rather good at predicting things.

[ ~~free willy hasn't been invented in his world okay~~ ]

I do not gamble. I observe. I sometimes offer things to change the game. But I do not play.

[ And the game is usually people's lives, not poker. ]

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