IC Speed Dating Meme

[fairbrook]

IC Speed Dating Meme

Rules:
1. Post with your character by creating a "card" with your name, sex, and preferences.
2. Tag to others.
3. You supposedly only have seven minutes, but that's up to the muns how many comments. [To hell with that, let's not put a limit on how many comments]
4. Have fun.

Comments

[noirant]

An excellent question.

[ seriously why are you here why are your eyes black do you ever wash that coat what's up with the fish chicks are they here to date?? ]

And dreadfully philosophical if we let it be, so let's not bother with all that. You're already here, there's bound to be a good reason to stay. Like -- ah -- look at that young woman with the red hair. [ can you even see?? are you blind?? i'm gonna sound like such an asshole if you're blind ] The one who was always screaming on the lockets for a while there.

[ he's exaggerating but he's also definitely pointing at lydia upthread. ]

No doubt she could shout some lovely conversation at you.

[extramural]

[ he doesn't know, magic, no, they drown people, no they'll just eat you ]

I do not need her to shout it.

[ He sounds rather confused as to why that's got to be part of it. ]

The conversation would have to be interesting.

[noirant]

[ felix rolls his eyes, because he’s super duper mature ]

Can’t be hard to beat the competition. [ some day, flora is going to inform him that the outsider is a god. today is not that day. ] But you won’t know until you begin, will you? That’s interesting in itself — guessing at the probability of whether you’ll be delighted or bored to tears.

[ can you cry?? are the tears black?? do you cry while watching free willy?? ]

Like gambling. But with fewer snake eyes.

[ he had to get it in somewhere. do snakes even have black eyes? felix does not fucking know, he's not stupid enough to hold a snake up to his face to see. ]

[extramural]

I am rather good at predicting things.

[ free willy hasn't been invented in his world okay ]

I do not gamble. I observe. I sometimes offer things to change the game. But I do not play.

[ And the game is usually people's lives, not poker. ]