Date Auction Meme

[withbite]

Feeling a bit down with the war looming ahead of you? What better way to raise some money for the cause than by bidding what you have on a lovely Bachelor or Bachelorette of your dreams?



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone.
4) Please put the character's name and canon in the header.

Bidding ends... whenever. Dammit, this is Fairyland, Jim. Time has no hold here. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (or whatever else was agreed on). Multiple winners are allowed (because this is a meme, okay? Okay.)


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

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Comments

[gordianknots]

[This is who'll be looking after Rin? Fuck it, time for an excuse to get to know them.]

One hundred.

[scorchedchivalry]

[Feel that shiver running up your back, Waver? He may have experienced it before when caught flirting with a girl when said girl's father was around in Waver's younger years.]

[gordianknots]

[Saber, if you think Waver is going to really do anything that isn't nothing short of a get to know you session, Waver's not sure what impression he's given you in regards to himself and the mere concept of dating.

Also, isn't it better if it's someone you know and somewhat trust in this nonsense?]

[scorchedchivalry]

[IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT'S STILL SOMEONE WANTING TO TAKE HER SON ON A DATE.

...but at least there's no scary aura coming from Saber. She's just. STARING at him. In that polishing her sword kind of way.]

[gordianknots]

Video games and bullshitting. I'll turn the locket on the whole time if you insist.

[scorchedchivalry]

In a public location, Lord El-Melloi II.

[gordianknots]

Station. No touching beyond a single fist bump, if wanted.

[scorchedchivalry]

[What is a fist bump? Saber's not going to ask, but she raised her head a bit. Then turned her gaze to glare at anyone else looking to bid on her son.]

[gordianknots]

[Saber, remind him to teach you about that later. Really, of all the things for the grail to not include?]

You want me to outbid anyone else you don't approve of?

[scorchedchivalry]

You are assuming I approve of anyone.

[gordianknots]

Valid point, but in case it's someone you'd really rather not, as compared to you can somewhat tolerate.

[scorchedchivalry]

I shall keep that in mind.

[gordianknots]

That's all I can offer and ask.

[hiddeninfidelity]

[Your not going to get a lot of resistance here, Waver. Mostly because Mordred's perpetual scowl seems to be scaring off anyone else with even the inkling of bidding on the right to court the young knight.]

Hmph. Let us finsh this with great haste. I'm beginning to feel like cattle being sized up for the slaughter.

[gordianknots]

I think that's true of everyone. At least you weren't volunteered by someone else?

[LOOKING AT YOU, MR POTTER.]

[hiddeninfidelity]

Any foolish enough to throw me into this fray would likely have a sword run through their stomach before I even reached the stage.

[Mordred sighed lightly.]

It is a different matter entirely that I've placed myself in this situation, ever so foolish a decision it may have been. I had thought it a good way to meet someone new, yet that hope seems to have been quashed.

[gordianknots]

Mmm, followed by a glare down from your dad, if the look I just got was any indication.

Of course if anyone else bids, I'm happy to not attempt to start a war for a chance to hang out. Better to respect your preference, I think.

[hiddeninfidelity]

Father should leave my affairs be. I'm a grown person and can make my own decisions without the aid of his wandering eyes. Pitiful that he thinks otherwise, but I guess there isn't anything I can do to change that fact on my own.

My preference has little to do with this. For if someone desires my non-romantic company for a night of bonding that is fine as well. So long as my father can keep quiet for a night, that is.

[gordianknots]

You know from the looks of it, you two are definitely going to have to talk this one through regardless of who wins.

[hiddeninfidelity]

I suppose so. We never had the chance in the past. So there is so much that he does not know about me that it is almost painful.

[gordianknots]

I don't envy you that conversation. It doesn't sound enjoyable at all.

[hiddeninfidelity]

It won't be, not for either of us.

[gordianknots]

Do you even have an idea of where you'd start?

[hiddeninfidelity]

To start, I would like father to realize that I am not a child, no matter how much he may treat me like one. That would would open the gates to the many other issues that lie between the two of us.

[gordianknots]

Mmm. Sounds like you'd be signing up for multiple days of conversation then, rather do it all in one fell swoop