Date Auction Meme

[withbite]

Feeling a bit down with the war looming ahead of you? What better way to raise some money for the cause than by bidding what you have on a lovely Bachelor or Bachelorette of your dreams?



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone.
4) Please put the character's name and canon in the header.

Bidding ends... whenever. Dammit, this is Fairyland, Jim. Time has no hold here. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (or whatever else was agreed on). Multiple winners are allowed (because this is a meme, okay? Okay.)


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

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Comments

Mordred | Fate/apocrypha |

[hiddeninfidelity]

[Price: The Willingness to put up with Mordred for a night.]

[gordianknots]

[This is who'll be looking after Rin? Fuck it, time for an excuse to get to know them.]

One hundred.

[scorchedchivalry]

[Feel that shiver running up your back, Waver? He may have experienced it before when caught flirting with a girl when said girl's father was around in Waver's younger years.]

[gordianknots]

[Saber, if you think Waver is going to really do anything that isn't nothing short of a get to know you session, Waver's not sure what impression he's given you in regards to himself and the mere concept of dating.

Also, isn't it better if it's someone you know and somewhat trust in this nonsense?]

[scorchedchivalry]

[IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT'S STILL SOMEONE WANTING TO TAKE HER SON ON A DATE.

...but at least there's no scary aura coming from Saber. She's just. STARING at him. In that polishing her sword kind of way.]

[gordianknots]

Video games and bullshitting. I'll turn the locket on the whole time if you insist.

[hiddeninfidelity]

[Your not going to get a lot of resistance here, Waver. Mostly because Mordred's perpetual scowl seems to be scaring off anyone else with even the inkling of bidding on the right to court the young knight.]

Hmph. Let us finsh this with great haste. I'm beginning to feel like cattle being sized up for the slaughter.

[gordianknots]

I think that's true of everyone. At least you weren't volunteered by someone else?

[LOOKING AT YOU, MR POTTER.]

[hiddeninfidelity]

Any foolish enough to throw me into this fray would likely have a sword run through their stomach before I even reached the stage.

[Mordred sighed lightly.]

It is a different matter entirely that I've placed myself in this situation, ever so foolish a decision it may have been. I had thought it a good way to meet someone new, yet that hope seems to have been quashed.

[gordianknots]

Mmm, followed by a glare down from your dad, if the look I just got was any indication.

Of course if anyone else bids, I'm happy to not attempt to start a war for a chance to hang out. Better to respect your preference, I think.

[fairyfoes]

I've got ten!

[ The dark-haired sorceress positively beams; a mage needs a good sword-wielding companion right? Right. ]

[scorchedchivalry]

[Well... shit. Saber has a hard time giving Linnaea the FATHER STARE.

So. It's like. A little narrowing of her eyes.]

[fairyfoes]

[ Oh, she Knows That Look.

And absolutely, cheekily, pretends not to see it. Grins wider. ]

Wait, no. Twenty!

[scorchedchivalry]

[Why you little... If Saber didn't like you, Linn. Still, the gaunlet was thrown down, so Saber raised her head and let the weight of her gaze level on the girl.]

[thebreakingwave]

[ Harry helpfully counts out what he's brought along and slides it over to Linn. Hi, Saber. ]

[fairyfoes]

[ Her mother had reared her under dragonlike gazes not dissimilar from this; she meets it, head on, undeterred. If anything, the obvious attention and warning only harden her resolve.

She winks. ]

If you desired the knight's time, you could always try to outbid me...

[of_the_lake]

One hundred gold. [Shamelessly bidding on a stranger who looks like your King?

That's Lancelot for you.]

[hiddeninfidelity]

[You will get a stare dripping with malice and reeking of death in return for your bid, Lancelot.]

...really now?

[of_the_lake]

...Was I bidding too low? I'll increase the maximum by ten.

[scorchedchivalry]

Cease this now.

[of_the_lake]

[She got a stare.

He dematerialized.

ABORT, ABORT. SHE MUST NEVER KNOW]

[hiddeninfidelity]

Well yes, but that is besides the point. I have no intention of going anywhere with you even had you won!

[gandere]

H-Hey, who said my other knight could be put up for sale-?!

[hiddeninfidelity]

That would be be me.

[gandere]

... so does that mean I earn your profits too?

I mean, for the charitable organization we're giving them to.