SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

[munies]

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Comments

[wilder]

WHAT? YOU HAVEN'T?

OH C'MON EMPRESS, YOU GOTTA LIVE A LITTLE.

[infiltraitor]

I DON'T THINK SO, NOT WHEN MY WHOLE FAMILY WAS KEEN ON "LIVING A LITTLE".

[wilder]

OH REALLY?

ITS NOT THE KIND WHERE THEY MURDER EACH OTHER FOR POWER OR HANG CORPSES IN THEIR ENTRYWAY KIND OF LIVING A LITTLE, IS IT?

[infiltraitor]

[ UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE ]

[wilder]

OH.


WELL.


YOU HAVE MY CONDOLENCES????

[infiltraitor]

[ SOOOOO UNCOMFORTABLE.... ]

YEAH, THANKS.

[wilder]

IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER, I THINK THAT YOU'RE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR FAMILY'S MESS-UPS.

YOU KNOW, EVEN IF YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT BECAUSE OF THEM.

[infiltraitor]

UM.

THANKS?

I WOULDN'T REALLY CALL THEM "MESS UPS" BECAUSE THAT IMPLIES THAT THEIR INDISCRETIONS WERE UNINTENTIONAL.

[wilder]

OH, I DIDN'T THINK THEY WERE.

IT JUST SEEMED NICER THAN GOING 'I'M SORRY YOUR FAMILY'S A BUNCH OF DICKS'

SINCE APPARENTLY I OFFEND PEOPLE WHEN I TELL THEM THAT???

[infiltraitor]

OH, NO.

YOU CAN SAY THAT, I WON'T BE OFFENDED.

IT'S TRUE.

[wilder]

OH GOOD.

BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY ARE. YOU SHOULD BE GLAD YOU'RE THE BLACK SHEEP.

[infiltraitor]

I AM.

THE MORE DISAPPOINTED I CAN MAKE MY FATHER, THE BETTER, HONESTLY.

I MEAN MY SISTER'S KIND OF A GRAY AREA THESE DAYS AND MY MOM'S A LOT BETTER AFTER HER STINT IN PRISON, BUT IF I CAN MAKE MY DAD CRY THAT I'M USING ALL HIS TRAINING AGAINST HIM, THEN I'LL SLEEP WELL THAT NIGHT.

[wilder]

A GIRL AFTER MY OWN HEART. THAT'S MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY FATHER TOO.

WELL. EXCEPT THE PART WHERE HE'S KINDA DEAD.

BUT I HOPE IF THEY EVER DIG UP HIS GRAVE, I'VE MADE HIM ROLL IN IT SO MUCH HE'S DOING BARREL ROLLS.

[infiltraitor]

...

YOU'RE LUCKY I HAVE A THING FOR GINGERS.

SERIOUSLY THOUGH, ARE YOU FOR HIRE? I'M NOT SURE I ACTUALLY WANT TO KILL MY FATHER, BUT GIVING HIM A REALLY BIG SCARE MIGHT BE GOOD.

[wilder]

OH TO MAKE YOUR DAD THINK YOU'D GO WITH A GUY FOR ME?

EMPRESS FOR A CAUSE LIKE THAT, I'D GIVE YOU AN EXTREME DISCOUNT.

[infiltraitor]

OKAY THAT WASN'T EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT, BUT THAT WORKS TOO.

[wilder]

WHAT?

WHAT DID YOU MEAN THEN?

[CONFUSION SURELY NOT THE FULL ON PROSTITUTION GIG RIGHT?? BECAUSE THAT'S EXTREME EMPRESS]

[infiltraitor]

[infiltraitor]

YOU MENTIONED MURDER AND BLACKMAIL.

[wilder]

WHOA, WHAT? NO!!

THE BLACKMAIL WAS SPECIAL CIRCUMSTANCES! I DON'T THREATEN, ATTACK OR KILL PEOPLE FOR MONEY.

THAT'S CALLED EXORTION.

WHICH WASN'T ON THE LIST!!

[infiltraitor]

COME ON, ZELOS.

"LIVE A LITTLE."

[wilder]

ARE YOU KIDDING? HAVE YOU SEEN THAT LIST?

I'VE LIVED ENOUGH FOR A JAILHOUSE CELL BLOCK.

[infiltraitor]

UH HUH, AND YOU WERE BRAGGING ABOUT IT NOT TOO LONG AGO.

[wilder]

ITS A CONFESSION MEME. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CONFESS THE STUFF YOU DON'T WANNA SAY.

TRUST ME IF I WAS BRAGGING, MY SUBMISSION WOULD'VE BEEN FOR ADULT EYES ONLY.

[infiltraitor]

... SOUNDS LIKE A FUN TIME.