SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

[munies]

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Comments

[powerful]

BECAUSE WE'RE ALL WITCHES AND THEY HATE US BECAUSE WE'RE WITCHES HAVE YOU EVER READ A HISTORY BOOK COME ON NOW.

[noirant]

THEY ONLY BURN WITCHES IN SOME COUNTRIES IN MY WORLD. I DON'T KNOW WHETHER THOSE PEOPLE WRITE BOOKS, I'M NOT CERTAIN THEY'RE ALL LITERATE. ARE ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS WITCHES??

[powerful]

UM YEAH PRETTY MUCH

[noirant]

DO YOU WANT ANOTHER BECAUSE I MISS MINE 8(((

[powerful]

ANOTHER WITCH OR ANOTHER FRIEND

[noirant]

BUY ONE GET ONE FREE DARLING

[powerful]

OH. YEAH SURE WHY NOT I GUE- WAIT. WHAT KIND OF MAGIC? DO YOU EVEN HAVE A NAME?

[noirant]

FELIX HARROWGATE I DO ENCHANTMENTS SETTING THINGS ON FIRE AND ALSO HERESY

WHAT'S UP WITH YOU GUYS WHAT DO YOU DO FOR THAT

[powerful]

WOW YOUR PARENTS NAMED YOU FELIX NO WONDER YOU DO FIRE AND HERESY

UM WE JUST HAVE MAGIC ITS REALLY NOT THAT COMPLICATED. SOMETIMES THERE ARE SPELLS. MOSTLY WE JUST WILL THINGS TO HAPPEN AND THEY DO.

[noirant]

*PARENT

IF YOU THINK THAT ONE'S BAD YOU SHOULD HEAR MY BROTHER'S I GOT OFF EASY. BUT WHAT'S YOURS? WHAT FLAWLESS NOM DE ARCANA WERE YOU GRACED WITH?

YOU JUST WISH IT? LIKE IN A STORY? SURELY IT HAS LIMITS.

[powerful]

PARENT? WHAT ARE YOU A TEST TUBE BABY?

CASSIE. SHORT FOR CASSANDRA. FELIX IS A CAT NAME.

SO FAR NOT REALLY. AND I HAVE LIKE DOUBLE MAGIC BECAUSE OF MY FATHER'S EVIL BLOODLINE.

[noirant]

NO, I'M TROIAN. WHAT'S A TEST TUBE??

FELIX IS NOT A CAT NAME IT'S MY NAME AND I ASSURE YOU I HAVE FAR FEWER FLEAS THAN ANY OTHER CLAIMANTS. CASSANDRA, HOWEVER, IS LOVELY.

HOW DO YOU EVEN DOUBLE AN INFINITE QUANTITY

[powerful]

IT'S A WAY OF ARTIFICIALLY HAVING BABIES

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR YOU ONLY TO HAVE ONE PARENT. BIOLOGICALLY UNSOUND.

IT IS TOO A CAT NAME AND NOT ALL CATS HAVE FLEAS AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN FEWER DOES THAT MEAN YOU HAVE SOME? AND HEY THANKS.

IT'S NOT REALLY INFINITE LIKE IT CAN EXHAUST YOU AND SAY YOU'RE IN A BOUND CIRCLE, THEN YOU HAVE TO HAVE OTHER WITCHES TO WORK IT

[noirant]

NO, STOP, GO BACK. HOW DO YOU 'ARTIFICIALLY' HAVE CHILDREN?? THERE'S REALLY ONLY THE ONE WAY?? OR ARE WE GETTING INTO VERY COMPLEX SLANG NOW FOR AH 'FAKING IT'??

PRESUMABLY, I HAVE A FATHER. HE WOULD NOT, HOWEVER, PICTURE IN ANY IMAGINED FAMILY PORTRAIT. IN FAIRNESS TO MY MOTHER I DON'T BELIEVE SHE EVER ENVISIONED SUCH A THING IN THE FIRST PLACE. FAMILY IS WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT, AND SHE SHOWED NO INDICATIONS OF SUCH CREATIVITY.

I HAVE NO FLEAS

NONE

DO YOU??