SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

[munies]

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Comments

[bythewaves]

BUT WHAT IF I'M NOT HUMAN TO START WITH ALSO WHAT IS SANTA?

[waterbearer]

OUT OF POLITE CURIOSITY, HAVEN'T YOU BEEN DISOWNED ENOUGH ALREADY? I FEEL LIKE BEING DISOWNED BY THE GODLIKE BEINGS OF YOUR OWN WORLD, A LARGE PORTION OF YOUR SPECIES INCLUDING YOUR NEPHEW, AND LIKELY THE FAMILY RESPONSIBLE FOR GETTING YOU DISOWNED IN THE FIRST PLACE WHEN THEY FIND OUT YOU THREW AWAY YOUR SHINY.

SHOULD YOU REALLY BE ASKING FOR MORE?

[bythewaves]

EXCUSE YOU I DID NOT THROW IT AWAY I HID IT THIS IS A PERFECTLY LEGIT RESPONSE OR WOULD YOU or your headmate PREFER ME TO CHUCK IT INTO THE OCEAN AGAIN INSTEAD.

BESIDES SHE CAN'T DISOWN ME FROM BEING HUMAN IF AM NOT HUMAN SURELY.

AND I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT SANTA IS.

[waterbearer]

NO SEE THATS WHAT I MEANT. YOU CHUCKED IT IN THE OCEAN. THIS TIME, YOU JUST DONT HAVE A GUARANTEE THAT IT WOULD STAY THERE. I DOUBT OTHERS WOUKD FIND THAT THOUGHT COMFORTING.

AGAIN, GICEN HOW DISOWNED YOU ALREADY ARE, DO YOU NEED TECHNICALITIES? I AM NOT A HUMAN BEING, BUT THE THREAT WOULD STILL APPLY IN EQUAL MEASURE TO MY PERSON.

SANTA IS...SURPRISINGLY HARD TO DEFINE. HE ALLEGEDLY GIVES GIFTS TO GOOD CHILDREN ON A SPECIFIC DAY, OFTEN BY COMING DOWN CHIMNEYS

[bythewaves]

WELL THE WISH WAS AS WATERTIGHT AS I COULD MAKE IT GIVEN THE SITUATION? SO IT HAD BETTER STAY HID THIS TIME.

BUT I LIKE TECHNICALITIES.

.... ISN'T THAT SOME WEIRD FORM OF BREAKING AND ENTERING.

[waterbearer]

YES BUT YOU WOULD HAVE THROWN IT AWAY IF YOU COULD. WHICH WAS THE POINT.

YOU ARE THE SORT THAT DIES BECAUSE OF TECHNICALITIES; I WOULD BE MORE CAREFUL.

YES.

[bythewaves]

I HATE THE BLOODY THINGS BUT VERY WELL I CONCEDE YOUR POINT.

EH. I DON'T THINK I WOULD MIND BEING DEAD MUCH.

..... WHY DO PEOPLE WISH TO BELIEVE IN A MAN WHO BREAKS INTO HOUSES AND LEAVES POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS THINGS BEHIND?

[waterbearer]

EXACTLY.

YOU WOULD. TRUST ME ON THIS ONE. I DON'T CARE TO EXPLAIN. LET US JUST SAY IT IS UNPLEASANT.

THEY AREN'T DANGEROUS, HE LEAVES TOYS AND SOMETIMES CLOTHING. HE IS BASED OFF THE LEGENDS SURROUNDING A SAINT.

PLEASE DON'T ASK ME OT EXPLAIN I DON'T UNDERSTAND FULLY EITHER.

[bythewaves]

I DON'T KNOW I THINK IT'D BE BETTER THAN LIVING. CERTAINLY MORE PEACEFUL. I WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MY BROTHERS ANY MORE.

.... YOUR WORLD IS VERY STRANGE