SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

[munies]

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Comments

[blundergirl]

I BELIEVE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING AND SANTA CLAUS ARE REAL AND IF YOU TRY TO TELL ME OTHERWISE I'LL DISOWN YOU AS A HUMAN BEING.

I WAS SERIOUSLY OFFENDED THAT AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL COLLECTOR KIDNAPPED MY MENTOR AND NOT ME.






THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN POUTING INVOLVED.

I JUST WANTED TO HAVE BUTT KICKING ADVENTURES TOO!

ALSO I HAVE THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON ONE OF MY TEAMMATES AND ADMITTING IT TO THEM IS THE ONE THING I'M ACTUALLY AFRAID OF DOING.

[showmeyourwreath]

ISN'T SANTA SOME KIND OF WIZARD OR OTHER

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY TELL YOUR TEAM MATE WHAT'S UP, YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED! ALSO BUTT KICKING ADVENTURES ARE INCREDIBLY FUN, I DON'T BLAME YOU.

[blundergirl]

SANTA AS A WIZARD COULD EXPLAIN A LOT, BUT I DON'T THINK HE ACTUALLY IS ONE. OR IF HE IS THEN HE'S THE COOLEST KIND OF WIZARD EVER.

YEAH ABOUT THAT... PART OF THE PROBLEM IS IT'S KIND OF REALLY COMPLICATED, LIKE LONG DISTANCE, SUPER STRICT DAD FIGURE, FIGHTING FOR THE FATE OF THE WORLD TOGETHER SO PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ATHENA DON'T MESS THIS UP AND MAKE IT WEIRD KIND OF COMPLICATED.

[showmeyourwreath]

BUT HOW ELSE DOES HE DO ALL THAT? /SPACE FAIRY WHO'S NEW TO XMAS

OH, I CAN RELATE TO A LOT OF THAT, ACTUALLY, AND YEAH THAT'S PRETTY COMPLICATED, I'M SORRY. I FIGHT ALONGSIDE THE GUY I LIKE, BUT DOES YOUR DAD KNOW? IS HE LIKE "NO DATING UNTIL YOU'RE A HUNDRED AND FIFTY" OR WHAT KIND OF STRICT IS HE?

[blundergirl]

SANTA MAGIC! ... JUST NOT REALLY WIZARD MAGIC? I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW MAYBE HE IS A WIZARD.

MY DAD? OH NO. HIS DAD. AND HE'S THE KIND OF GUY THAT YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO HAVE DISAPPOINTED OR ANGRY AT YOU. HE COULD MAKE JUST ABOUT ANYONE HERE DO THIS LITTLE GAME JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM KIND OF STRICT. THE "I FIGHT AGAINST ALL SORTS OF FORCES OF EVIL AND WIN WITH JUST MY BRAINS, FISTS, AND INTIMIDATION FACTOR" KIND.

[bythewaves]

BUT WHAT IF I'M NOT HUMAN TO START WITH ALSO WHAT IS SANTA?

[waterbearer]

OUT OF POLITE CURIOSITY, HAVEN'T YOU BEEN DISOWNED ENOUGH ALREADY? I FEEL LIKE BEING DISOWNED BY THE GODLIKE BEINGS OF YOUR OWN WORLD, A LARGE PORTION OF YOUR SPECIES INCLUDING YOUR NEPHEW, AND LIKELY THE FAMILY RESPONSIBLE FOR GETTING YOU DISOWNED IN THE FIRST PLACE WHEN THEY FIND OUT YOU THREW AWAY YOUR SHINY.

SHOULD YOU REALLY BE ASKING FOR MORE?

[bythewaves]

EXCUSE YOU I DID NOT THROW IT AWAY I HID IT THIS IS A PERFECTLY LEGIT RESPONSE OR WOULD YOU or your headmate PREFER ME TO CHUCK IT INTO THE OCEAN AGAIN INSTEAD.

BESIDES SHE CAN'T DISOWN ME FROM BEING HUMAN IF AM NOT HUMAN SURELY.

AND I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT SANTA IS.

[waterbearer]

NO SEE THATS WHAT I MEANT. YOU CHUCKED IT IN THE OCEAN. THIS TIME, YOU JUST DONT HAVE A GUARANTEE THAT IT WOULD STAY THERE. I DOUBT OTHERS WOUKD FIND THAT THOUGHT COMFORTING.

AGAIN, GICEN HOW DISOWNED YOU ALREADY ARE, DO YOU NEED TECHNICALITIES? I AM NOT A HUMAN BEING, BUT THE THREAT WOULD STILL APPLY IN EQUAL MEASURE TO MY PERSON.

SANTA IS...SURPRISINGLY HARD TO DEFINE. HE ALLEGEDLY GIVES GIFTS TO GOOD CHILDREN ON A SPECIFIC DAY, OFTEN BY COMING DOWN CHIMNEYS

[bythewaves]

WELL THE WISH WAS AS WATERTIGHT AS I COULD MAKE IT GIVEN THE SITUATION? SO IT HAD BETTER STAY HID THIS TIME.

BUT I LIKE TECHNICALITIES.

.... ISN'T THAT SOME WEIRD FORM OF BREAKING AND ENTERING.

[waterbearer]

YES BUT YOU WOULD HAVE THROWN IT AWAY IF YOU COULD. WHICH WAS THE POINT.

YOU ARE THE SORT THAT DIES BECAUSE OF TECHNICALITIES; I WOULD BE MORE CAREFUL.

YES.

[bythewaves]

I HATE THE BLOODY THINGS BUT VERY WELL I CONCEDE YOUR POINT.

EH. I DON'T THINK I WOULD MIND BEING DEAD MUCH.

..... WHY DO PEOPLE WISH TO BELIEVE IN A MAN WHO BREAKS INTO HOUSES AND LEAVES POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS THINGS BEHIND?

[waterbearer]

EXACTLY.

YOU WOULD. TRUST ME ON THIS ONE. I DON'T CARE TO EXPLAIN. LET US JUST SAY IT IS UNPLEASANT.

THEY AREN'T DANGEROUS, HE LEAVES TOYS AND SOMETIMES CLOTHING. HE IS BASED OFF THE LEGENDS SURROUNDING A SAINT.

PLEASE DON'T ASK ME OT EXPLAIN I DON'T UNDERSTAND FULLY EITHER.

[bythewaves]

I DON'T KNOW I THINK IT'D BE BETTER THAN LIVING. CERTAINLY MORE PEACEFUL. I WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MY BROTHERS ANY MORE.

.... YOUR WORLD IS VERY STRANGE

[waterbearer]

THERE IS NO TELLING FOR TASTE WHEN IT COMES TO KIDNAPPERS. I BELIEVE THAT WAS ESTABLISHED EARLY IN OUR LINE OF WORK. CLEARLY YOU AND THE LADY DIANA ARE A MATCHED SET. [ okay so that is a little bit of teasing. Kaldur is entitled ]

I WOULD ADVISE YOU SPEAK TO THEM ON THE MATTER, CASSIE. YOU MAY BE SURPRISED.

[blundergirl]

[jokingly] THEY OBVIOUSLY KNEW THEY COULDN'T HANDLE BOTH OF US. STILL SUCKS. LIKE TWO PEAS IN A POD. [totally amused by this]

UM... NO. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ONE OF THE BATS.

[waterbearer]

...


I DOUBT TIMOTHY WOULD BE ADVERSE TO ANY MOVES YOU MAKE, AND YOU KNOW THAT THE TEAM AND NIGHTWING WOULD BACK YOU AGAINST... THE BIG BAT.... IF HE DECIDED TO TAKE ISSUE.

AND, LBR HERE, DIANA WOULD PROBABLY WIN THAT ONE ANYWAYS.

[bolincredible]

OH MAN, I HAVE BEEN THERE ON THE TEAMMATE FRONT, CASSIE.

I MEAN, I WASN'T TRYING TO KEEP IT A SECRET SO MUCH AS, UH. THE EXACT OPPOSITE? BUT I'VE BEEN THERE.

[sangilak]

[bolincredible]

[ SHRUG ]

[sangilak]

....

I'M STILL NOT SURE IF I WENT OUT WITH YOU BECAUSE I WANTED TO OR IF BECAUSE SOME PART OF ME REALLY DID WANT TO MAKE MAKO JEALOUS.

NOT KNOWING IS THE WORST BECAUSE THEN I'M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD APOLOGIZE OR NOT.

I REALLY DID HAVE FUN WITH YOU, THOUGH.

[bolincredible]

OH, UH.

OKAY.

SORRY, I DIDN'T THINK ANY OF US WERE STILL DOING THE UPSET ABOUT THAT... THING... JUST SEEMED LIKE IT COULD HELP.

YOU KNOW I DON'T HOLD IT AGAINST YOU OR ANYTHING, RIGHT? LIKE, I DIDN'T MENTION IT TO BE A JERK. AND IT KINDA HELPS TO KNOW THAT EVEN IF YOU DID JUST WANT TO MAKE MAKO JEALOUS, IT WASN'T LIKE A THING WHERE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT IT BEFOREHAND AND MADE A SUPER NEFARIOUS PLOT. NOT THAT THAT'S REALLY YOUR STYLE ANYWAY. SO.

[bolincredible]

I MEAN, PEOPLE CAN'T HELP WHO THEY LIKE, RIGHT? AND I PROOOBABLY COULD'VE NOTICED YOU WEREN'T ALL THAT INTERESTED SOONER IF I'D THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

BUT IT WAS STILL GREAT TO GO OUT AND HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH YOU.

[sangilak]

TRUST ME, BEING KIDNAPPED? IT SUCKS.

A LOT.

EVEN IF YOU GET TO HAVE BUTT KICKING ADVENTURES AFTERWARD YOU HAVE TO SPEND WHO KNOWS HOW LONG WONDERING IF YOU'LL EVER GET OUT.

OR IF ANYONE'S COMING TO HELP.

SOMETIMES YOU EVEN HAVE TO SIT STILL AND MEDITATE.


REALLY, BEING KIDNAPPED SUCKS.