IC Speed Dating Meme

[fairbrook]

IC Speed Dating Meme

Rules:
1. Post with your character by creating a "card" with your name, sex, and preferences.
2. Tag to others.
3. You supposedly only have seven minutes, but that's up to the muns how many comments. [To hell with that, let's not put a limit on how many comments]
4. Have fun.

Comments

[huge_egomd]

Name: Gregory House
Sex: Yes. Isn't that why we're doing this?
Preferences:
Large breasts.
Unless you're a dude 'cause that would be weird.
Human
Brunette. Or blonde or red...must have hair
Well-educated...in something


Breathing.

[notavirtue]

Your standards are disturbingly low, even for a human.

[huge_egomd]

Dude, I'm a realist. Also, not particularly interested in dating.

[notavirtue]

It is a foolish social custom. [PRIMITIVE one might say.] There must be simpler ways for your species to acquire a mate.

[huge_egomd]

There is--it's called the internet.

[notavirtue]

[Pause.]

You mean the extranet.

[huge_egomd]

If that's what I meant, that's what I would've said. But I didn't, so I didn't.

[notavirtue]

Perhaps they are the same thing. English is a nonsensical language. If you are able to access... explicit material on the internet, it is likely the same as the extranet.

/turns this into a pick on House party

[bythewaves]

I must agree with Javik my friend, this is rather... a low standard!

Sure, why not--everyone pile on House ;p

[huge_egomd]

It's not low standards; it's called an open mind.

[And if you believe that, he's got some swampland he'd like to sell you.]

[bythewaves]

Really, House - as a healer you must surely have better standards than simply "breathing", I would have thought "carrying no disease" would also be a factor?

[ hello yes we are trolling ]

[boutant]

[ facepalm ]

[huge_egomd]

[Like you're surprised.]

[boutant]

[ She wishes she were. ]

It's speed dating, Greg, not speed "let's see how fast we can take our clothes off and not talk ever again".

[huge_egomd]

...Not really seeing the difference.

[Seriously. You're talking to a man whose idea of a 'date' is hiring a hooker.]

[boutant]

Dating involves more talking and being open to the idea of repeated conversation.

[huge_egomd]

Frankly, with most people I find conversation kills the mood.

[And this is only one of the many reasons he sucks at dating.]

Lmf, sorry I had to.

[fairbrook]

By your... standards, you have expertly singled out practically everyone in the room. Bravo.

[ALLOW HER TO TAKE A CONGRATULATORY SIP OF BRANDY IN YOUR NAME, SIR.]

[huge_egomd]

Yes, I have cleverly increased the number of potential rejections by 100%. [Hey, if you're going to fail, fail big.]

[desperate_times]

Hello.

[huge_egomd]

[He has to look around first to make sure she's actually talking to him.]

...Hello.




[ooc: My deepest apologies--I have failed to get my shit sufficiently together to post something for feather shenanigans. I really meant to--it's just sort of gotten away from me :| ]

[desperate_times]

[She sighs.]

I swear, you'd think this was a clergy convention instead of a speed dating event. No one knows how to talk to a girl.

[Are the men here all afraid of females or something?]

[ooc: it's okay XD Maybe they can have pirate ship shenanigans instead?]

[huge_egomd]

We're guys. Of course we don't know how to talk to girls.

[Of course they're afraid. Women are scary and emotional and unknowable and did he mention scary?

okay, it's not women he's afraid of per se. It's just the whole relationship thing he finds unfathomable.]


[ooc: YES! House will definitely be participating in pirate shenanigans XD ]

[desperate_times]

Seems like a necessary survival skill. You all might as well be monks, otherwise.

[ooc: Yay!]

[huge_egomd]

Survival of the species, maybe, but on an individual basis, I can survive without a woman. That's why God invented internet porn. And I'm pretty sure most women can survive without me.