SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

[munies]

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Comments

[wilder]

OVER THE YEARS I'VE DONE TREASON, MURDER, THEFT, ASSAULT, BLACKMAIL, PROSTITUTION, SEXUAL HARASSMENT, DRUGGED PEOPLE'S FOODS, ESPIONAGE, PLAGIARISM, SKIPPING SCHOOL, TERRORISM, ATTACKED A POPE, KILLED OUR GODDESS, TOOK A GUY CAPTIVE AND FORCED HIM TO FIGHT FOR US, BREAKING AND ENTERING, VIOLATED CURFEW, TAKEN EVERY DRUG UNDER THE SUN AND RUN A RELIGION I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN.

BUT WE ALL HAVE THESE PHASES RIGHT??

[infiltraitor]

[ long stare ]

NO???

[wilder]

WHAT? YOU HAVEN'T?

OH C'MON EMPRESS, YOU GOTTA LIVE A LITTLE.

[infiltraitor]

I DON'T THINK SO, NOT WHEN MY WHOLE FAMILY WAS KEEN ON "LIVING A LITTLE".

[wilder]

OH REALLY?

ITS NOT THE KIND WHERE THEY MURDER EACH OTHER FOR POWER OR HANG CORPSES IN THEIR ENTRYWAY KIND OF LIVING A LITTLE, IS IT?

[infiltraitor]

[ UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE ]

[wilder]

OH.


WELL.


YOU HAVE MY CONDOLENCES????

[infiltraitor]

[ SOOOOO UNCOMFORTABLE.... ]

YEAH, THANKS.

[wilder]

IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER, I THINK THAT YOU'RE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR FAMILY'S MESS-UPS.

YOU KNOW, EVEN IF YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT BECAUSE OF THEM.

[showmeyourwreath]

ZELOS

SCHOOL IS REALLY IMPORTANT!!

[wilder]

WHAT?

SERIOUSLY? THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE FOCUSING ON??

C'MON, IT WAS YEARS AGO AND I ENDED UP GRADUATING ANYWAY. SO WHAT DOES IT MATTER??

[showmeyourwreath]

REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT, BUT I'M GLAD TO HEAR YOU GRADUATED.

BUT OKAY, THOSE ARE ACTUALLY REALLY TERRIBLE?? DEFINITELY NOT WHAT I'D CALL A PHASE. I'M SURPRISED ARSON'S NOT UNDER THERE.

1/2

[wilder]

ARSON?




OH. I KNEW I FORGOT ONE.

[wilder]

BUT C'MON ITS TOTALLY A PHASE! I DON'T DO THAT STUFF ANYMORE.

WELL. EXCEPT THE RELIGION THING.

AND THE ASSAULT OCCASIONALLY.

AND SOMETIMES THE MURDER THING TOO.

AND OKAY THE PROSTITUTION TOO FROM TIME TO TIME. BUT ONLY IF THEY'RE REALLY HOT.

BUT I DEFINITELY DO THAT STUFF MUCH LESS THAN I USED TO.

oh my god i cant

[showmeyourwreath]

I GUESS THAT'S PROGRESS.

WHATEVER HAPPENS BETWEEN CONSENTING ADULTS ISN'T MY BUSINESS BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T COMMIT MURDER. THAT'S USUALLY BAD. ALSO THE RELIGION THING IS A BIT SHADY TOO, SORRY.

BEATING PEOPLE UP IS OKAY THOUGH IF THEY HAVE IT COMING, LIKE IF THEY'RE TRYING TO END THE WORLD HAD-IT-COMING.

I'm so sorry

[wilder]

HEY LOOK MAYBE IF THEY WEREN'T TRYING TO KILL PEOPLE, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO MURDER THEM. IT'S NOT LIKE I GO AROUND KILLING PEOPLE 'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT. HOW PSYCHOTIC DO YOU THINK I AM???

AND THE RELIGION THING I DON'T REALLY HAVE A CHOICE OKAY. WELL I DO, BUT ITS A REALLY SHITTY CHOICE SO I KIND OF HAVE TO GO WITH IT??

you're about as sorry for anything as i am 1/3

[showmeyourwreath]

WELL THAT'S WHY YOU NEED TO BE MORE SPECIFIC ABOUT THESE THINGS, I'VE KNOWN TONS OF ATTRACTIVE GUYS THAT WOULD BE VERY HAPPY DOING JUST THAT BUT I'M GLAD YOU'RE NOT--

2/3

[showmeyourwreath]

[FIDDLESTICKS.]

3/3

[showmeyourwreath]

[JUST CONTINUES ON LIKE SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T, NOPE.]

SORRY ABOUT YOUR LIFE. REALLY. THAT SOUNDS REALLY AWFUL AND COUNTERINTUITIVE HAVING SOMEONE HEAD A RELIGION LIKE THAT. BELIEF IS REALLY IMPORTANT AND PERSONAL FOR SOME PEOPLE, AND NOBODY SHOULD HAVE TO SUBJECT THEMSELVES OR BE SUBJECTED TO SOMETHING THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN, EITHER.

THAT MURDER SOUNDS OKAY, THEN, IF THERE WASN'T ANY OTHER WAY.

[erythristic]

YOU SOUND LIKE QUITE THE INTERESTING MAN.

[wilder]

WHY THANK YOU. AND YOU HAVE FANTASTIC HAIR.

[erythristic]

THANK YOU, I COULD SAY THE SAME TO YOU.

DID THE POPE SURVIVE?

[wilder]

WELL, YES AND NO?

I MEAN, I DIDN'T KILL HIM PERSONALLY. JUST ATTACKED AND ARRESTED HIM.

BUT THEN WE EXECUTED HIM. AND I TOTALLY WATCHED.

BECAUSE SERIOUSLY, I REALLY HATED THAT GUY.

[tough_love]

I SUDDENLY FEEL THAT I NEED MORE HOBBIES.

NOT YOURS, BUT DEFINITELY MORE HOBBIES.

[wilder]

HOBBIES ARE GREAT.

I WOULDN'T CALL MOST OF THESE MY HOBBIES, BUT HEY. MORE HOBBIES ARE ALWAYS GOOD.