SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

[munies]

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Comments

[bolincredible]

I'VE BEEN CONFUSED ABOUT EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND ME AND WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING SINCE I TURNED FOURTEEN, AND IT'S ONLY GOTTEN WORSE SINCE I GOT HERE.

shrieks laughing

[sangilak]

BOLIN.... WE NEED TO TALK.

[fairbrook]

I MAY OR MAY NOT BE ATTRACTED TO 568 YEAR OLD VAMPIRE BEST ASSOCIATED FOR HIS TECHNIQUES IN IMPALEMENT.

WE HAVE YET TO DETERMINE THIS.

[digophelia]

BUT WHY?

[of_the_lake]

I have very little that is a secret anymore, but--

Arthur is secretly a woman and if forced to choose, I would be with her rather than Guinevere.

Also, it's very difficult to be a Knight of Maidens when I'm so easily guided to lust. This has backfired for me more often than one can respectfully admit on their own.

[digophelia]

[ THIS FACE. ]

[admirably]

I TRIED TO BEHEAD A QUEEN IN FRONT OF HER COURT AFTER MAKING HER BELIEVE SHE KILLED HER SISTER.

I ALSO HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS.

THESE THINGS MIGHT BE CONNECTED.

[atoned]

ARE YOU RELATED?

[marred]

KIND OF AFRAID ONE DAY IT'S NOT GOING TO BE ME STARING BACK IN THE MIRROR.

ALWAYS DID LIKE BLUE OVER GOLD.

[quest]

I THINK THAT'S A PRETTY LEGITIMATE FEAR TO HAVE, GIVEN WHAT HAPPENED.

BUT I ALSO THINK THAT IT'S ALL YOU NOW, MAN. AND IF IT ISN'T, I'LL KNOCK THE NOT-YOU OUT OF YOU UNTIL YOU'RE YOU AGAIN.

YEAH.

[tawarwaith]

I AM CERTAIN SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS TO ME, ONLY NO ONE WILL SPEAK OF IT.

[inafadingcrown]

WHY ARE YOU SO CERTAIN OF THIS?

[prinsects]

UNTIL LESS THAN A DAY BEFORE MY ARRIVAL IN THE COURT, I HAD BEEN IN A STATE OF HIBERNATION FROM THE AGE OF TWELVE.

[erythristic]

HOW DID YOU NOT PERISH?

[noirant]

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM

AND I DON'T LIKE DOGS

THIS ISN'T EVEN HOW I REALLY TALK

[bolincredible]

OH MY GOSH.





I FEEL LIKE IF I KNEW WHO YOU ARE I'D BE EVEN MORE SURPRISED AND DISAPPOINTED THAN I ALREADY AM.

[silvergift]

I STILL FEEL WEAK FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO RECOVER AFTER ORCS ATTACKED ME 500 YEARS AGO. AND FOR FREEZING WHEN I SAW THEM HERE.

I ACTUALLY DO NOT FEEL TOO UPSET THAT CELEGORM WAS KILLED, ONLY THAT IT HAS BEEN HURTING THE REST OF MY FAMILY.

I GENUINELY BELIEVE IT IS POSSIBLE TO FIND A PEACEFUL RESOLUTION TO THIS WAR.

[bythewaves]

/cries on your lap

[enthraller]

I FORCED A PACIFIST TO DESTROY MY ENEMIES FOR ME ON TWO SEPARATE OCCASIONS AND I MAY HAVE A MILD CRUSH ON HIM.

[noirant]

I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT THOSE ARE TWO THINGS I NEVER EXPECTED TO HAVE IN COMMON WITH ANYONE

[chaoticwhimsy]

I'M TERRIFIED OF BEING ALONE AND ALL MY PRANKS ARE JUST ATTEMPTS TO GET PEOPLE TO PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

I'M NOT SURE IF I'M HUMAN OR NOT!

[noirant]

THAT SOUNDS LIKE INCREDIBLY HUMAN BEHAVIOUR TO ME.

[nottame]

I LOST THE FIRST FRIEND I EVER MADE BESIDES MY GRANDMA WHEN I THOUGHT HER PET BIRD HAD GOTTEN LOOSE AND THAT I SHOULD CATCH IT AND BRING IT BACK TO HER.

WITH MY TEETH.

[showmeyourwreath]

UM.

IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS?

[sculptor_of_aman]

I ADMIT TO FINDING IT FUNNY WHEN UNSUSPECTING PEOPLE TRY TO TALK TO MY STATUES.

[bythewaves]

MUM CAN YOU STOP WITH THE MAKING LIFELIKE STATUES OF MY MOST EMBARASSING MOMENTS

[died_a_virgin]

I HAVE A CRUSH ON A LONG HAIRED FRENCH MERCENARY.

[fairbrook]

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A CONFESSION?

[Deadpan. In all of fairness, Integra has already experienced Seras's future.]

[bythewaves]

I KILLED MY WIFE. I THINK. I CAN'T REMEMBER. ALSO I AM BUGNUTS IF YOU HADN'T WORKED THAT OUT YET.

[sculptor_of_aman]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER.

[showmeyourwreath]

I THINK MY BOYFRIEND WANTS TO BE WITH ANOTHER GIRL, WHO JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE MY PRINCESS.

ONE TIME ONE OF MY PLANTS ATE A BEST FRIEND'S LAPTOP AND TRAPPED HER IN HER CLOSER FOR THE WHOLE DAY then she pulled out her gun

BUT IT WAS JUST ONE TIME.

[erythristic]

WHAT'S A "LAPTOP"?

five confessions you say

[erythristic]

I LET EVERYONE CALL ME "LADY" BUT I AM NOT NOBILITY IN ANY WAY.

THIS IS MY NATURAL HAIR COLOUR.

I MODIFIED MY SCYTHE INTO A CHAINSAW WITHOUT A PERMIT.

I WONDER IF I AM BEING UNTRUE TO MYSELF BY FINDING HAPPINESS IN MY SERVICE TO THE COURT.

I WAS JACK THE RIPPER AND I DON'T REGRET IT.

[bythewaves]

WHY DO YOU NEED A PERMIT TO MODIFY A SCYTHE

[scramasax]

I UNCOVERED A CONSPIRACY AGAINST EMPEROR CHARLEMAGNE THE FRANK BY READING A SCROLL THAT WAS MEANT FOR HIS EYES ONLY.

I DEFILED A COFFIN, CALLED UPON THE POWER OF AN UNHOLY GOD TO FIX AN URN I'D BROKEN, AND BEHEADED A BISHOP IN AN EFFORT TO PREVENT HIS ASSASSINATION.

I FAILED.

[noirant]

GRACIOUS, HAVE YOU EVER SUCCEEDED AT ANYTHING?

[tough_love]

I HAVE NOTHING TO CONFESS. I AM NOT EVEN SURE IF I POSSESS THE ABILITY TO FEEL GUILT. I REGRET NOTHING, ESPECIALLY NOT THE MANY BATTLEA I HAVE FOUGHT AND REBELLIONS I HAVE CRUSHED.

I ALSO FIND YOUR SHAME PATHETIC, EVEN LAUGHABLE.

orz

[noirant]

YOUR TASTE IN FASHION IS PRETTY LAUGHABLE

[blundergirl]

I BELIEVE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING AND SANTA CLAUS ARE REAL AND IF YOU TRY TO TELL ME OTHERWISE I'LL DISOWN YOU AS A HUMAN BEING.

I WAS SERIOUSLY OFFENDED THAT AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL COLLECTOR KIDNAPPED MY MENTOR AND NOT ME.






THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN POUTING INVOLVED.

I JUST WANTED TO HAVE BUTT KICKING ADVENTURES TOO!

ALSO I HAVE THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON ONE OF MY TEAMMATES AND ADMITTING IT TO THEM IS THE ONE THING I'M ACTUALLY AFRAID OF DOING.

[showmeyourwreath]

ISN'T SANTA SOME KIND OF WIZARD OR OTHER

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY TELL YOUR TEAM MATE WHAT'S UP, YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED! ALSO BUTT KICKING ADVENTURES ARE INCREDIBLY FUN, I DON'T BLAME YOU.

[mentation]

I THINK MY HAIR MIGHT BE THINNING AND THAT'S A TRAVESTY.

ALSO MY FRIEND IS ACTING WEIRD.

[noirant]

GET A NEW ONE

-- FRIEND, NOT HAIR. JUST SHAVE IT AND PRETEND IT WAS INTENTIONAL.

[vanyel_ashkevron]

I'M EXHAUSTED BUT THEY ALWAYS ASK MORE OF ME. WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN I HAVE NO MORE TO GIVE?

[bythewaves]

THEY WILL KEEP ASKING UNTIL YOU BREAK, I FIND. I AM SORRY, I HAVE NO COMFORT TO GIVE.

[vrykolakas]

ONCE A BAT GOT STUCK IN MY HAIR FOR LIKE EIGHT FUCKING HOURS AND IT WASN'T FUNNY



WANNA SEE MY CRUCIFIXION SCARS

[erythristic]

YES.

#LancelotProblems

[knightscode]

I'M IN LOVE WITH MY FRIENDS WIFE. I'M NOT SURE I'LL EVER GET OVER IT

I'VE ALSO BROKEN CAMELOT'S LAWS A LOT DESPITE BEING A KNIGHT

AND I KEEP TELLING THIS UNSEELIE EVERYTHING INTERESTING I LEARN.

BECAUSE I NEED FRIENDS AND HE LISTENS

[caditquaestio]

YOU ARE WISE TO MISTRUST YOUR UNSEELIE FRIEND. YOU SHOULD TRADE WORDS WITH HIM NO MORE.

TELL ME INSTEAD.

TELL ME EVERYTHING.

START WITH YOUR CASTLE GATES.

ONE MUST ALWAYS START NEW FELLOWSHIP WITH TALK OF CASTLE GATES.

[caditquaestio]

COMMONER LIFE IS HARD. AND DULL. AND OFTEN REEKS.

[bullhorned]

DULL? YOU'RE NOT BEING OPPRESSED ENOUGH.